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CG · 02-27-2022, 11:41 AM

My grandson was around 3-4 and he kept getting too close to the glass on our gas fireplace insert. Hey buddy, that's hot, be careful. It was constant whenever he came over, hey that's hot! One time he reached out with his finger and just barely touched it, let out a cry, looked at me holding his finger. I told you that it was hot didnt I? Nods head yes, are you going to touch it again? No .. Why not? Hot grandpa!

For the longest time he gave that thing a wide berth whether it was on or off. He would just look at it and say Hot Hot.

He's almost ten now and loves to drag the giant ottoman close (but not too close haha) over by the fireplace when its chilly. Lays there and watches TV and enjoys the warmth.

**Boog** · 02-27-2022, 03:35 PM

These modern trucks just come with all the conveniences don't they?

**Palf70Step** · 02-27-2022, 06:15 PM

I like that.

**Steeveedee** · 02-27-2022, 09:04 PM

Is that a battery-powered truck?

**Getter-Done** · 02-27-2022, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

These modern trucks just come with all the conveniences don't they?

That is Great

Is this the I Phone connection???

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**Boog** · 02-28-2022, 12:18 AM

Yup!

**Ol Blue K20** · 02-28-2022, 08:29 AM

Wow!

**richard2717** · 02-28-2022, 08:03 PM

fate

**Boog** · 02-28-2022, 10:07 PM

-/&$@!!!

**Stocker** · 02-28-2022, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

-/&$@!!!

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-01-2022, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

fate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

-/&$@!!!

**Boog** · 03-01-2022, 01:19 PM

Ever

SCOTI · 03-01-2022, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Ever

*Like*

**richard2717** · 03-01-2022, 05:42 PM

cop

**Boog** · 03-01-2022, 06:32 PM

**Getter-Done** · 03-02-2022, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

cop

What Did they Charge you with????

72c20customcamper · 03-02-2022, 02:34 PM

....

**richard2717** · 03-02-2022, 05:25 PM

play

**Boog** · 03-02-2022, 05:45 PM

help

**Boog** · 03-02-2022, 06:45 PM

You are my little human and you will be for a long time but you laid your candy down and I ate it. I’m a dog. That’s what we do.

72c20customcamper · 03-05-2022, 08:47 PM

guys dad must show up to cruise night with a Tesla .

**Boog** · 03-05-2022, 10:34 PM

Get off my

**Boog** · 03-05-2022, 10:55 PM

Great outdoors

**richard2717** · 03-07-2022, 08:45 AM

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Damn I love this truck!

.

**richard2717** · 03-08-2022, 08:37 AM

well

02-27-2022, 11:41 AM	#1301
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 19,997	Re: Joke Thread My grandson was around 3-4 and he kept getting too close to the glass on our gas fireplace insert. Hey buddy, that's hot, be careful. It was constant whenever he came over, hey that's hot! One time he reached out with his finger and just barely touched it, let out a cry, looked at me holding his finger. I told you that it was hot didnt I? Nods head yes, are you going to touch it again? No .. Why not? Hot grandpa! For the longest time he gave that thing a wide berth whether it was on or off. He would just look at it and say Hot Hot. He's almost ten now and loves to drag the giant ottoman close (but not too close haha) over by the fireplace when its chilly. Lays there and watches TV and enjoys the warmth. __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

02-27-2022, 03:35 PM	#1302
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread These modern trucks just come with all the conveniences don't they? Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-27-2022, 06:15 PM	#1303
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 47,090	Re: Joke Thread I like that. __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God! Last edited by Palf70Step; 03-01-2022 at 07:15 PM.

02-27-2022, 09:04 PM	#1304
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,614	Re: Joke Thread Is that a battery-powered truck? __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

02-28-2022, 12:18 AM	#1306
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Yup! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-28-2022, 08:29 AM	#1307
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 16,243	Re: Joke Thread Wow! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man R.I.P. FleetsidePaul

02-28-2022, 08:03 PM	#1308
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,099	Re: Joke Thread fate Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

02-28-2022, 10:07 PM	#1309
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread -/&$@!!! Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-01-2022, 01:19 PM	#1312
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Ever Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-01-2022, 05:42 PM	#1314
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,099	Re: Joke Thread cop Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-01-2022, 06:32 PM	#1315
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-02-2022, 02:34 PM	#1317
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,649	Re: Joke Thread .... Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

03-02-2022, 05:25 PM	#1318
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,099	Re: Joke Thread play Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-02-2022, 05:45 PM	#1319
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread help Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-02-2022, 06:45 PM	#1320
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread You are my little human and you will be for a long time but you laid your candy down and I ate it. I’m a dog. That’s what we do. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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03-05-2022, 08:47 PM	#1321
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,649	Re: Joke Thread guys dad must show up to cruise night with a Tesla . Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

03-05-2022, 10:34 PM	#1322
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Get off my Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-05-2022, 10:55 PM	#1323
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Great outdoors Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-07-2022, 08:45 AM	#1324
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,099	Re: Joke Thread I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'Came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days,Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Damn I love this truck! . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type. Last edited by LockDoc; 03-07-2022 at 02:53 PM. Reason: Removed Political

03-08-2022, 08:37 AM	#1325
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,099	Re: Joke Thread well Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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