My Facetruck thread.

[Ol Blue K20]

Poor dog......lol

[davischevy]

Winter Bear WARNING

The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers,
hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep
alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, Keystone area. They
advise that people wear noise producing devices such as small bells
on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter
with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear
activity. People should recognize the difference between black bear
and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller, and sometimes purple in color and
contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings are
larger and smell like pepper and have small bells in them.

[Killer Bee]

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?' 'Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?' 'Very well', said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

[Killer Bee]

[davischevy]

Originally Posted by Killer Bee

Do you have pictures of the sawmill?

[special-K]

"Dumb head, slow feet. Good gosh let's eat! Amen"

[special-K]

I'd do that if I had a rancher. That is too cool. Almost as cool as my favorite



But why not both, ey?

[Steeveedee]

Originally Posted by special-K

I'd do that if I had a rancher. That is too cool. Almost as cool as my favorite

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But why not both, ey?

Must have been eating radioactive Rudolph noses.

[Chevyland]

its so hard for me to slow down and smell the Christmas Trees
This evening
My son and I dropped off this tree
We laughed with the customer
How it’s been 15 or 20 years we’ve been lifting it through their window
I said I remember doing it alone
He said, I remember when you brought some little boy with you !
That is the little boy
Time flies
Man, I’m trying to soak it in !!

[davischevy]

Be thankful for the health you have and pray for those that don't. After loved ones, time is the most valuable thing we have.

[Chevyland]

Originally Posted by davischevy

Be thankful for the health you have and pray for those that don't. After loved ones, time is the most valuable thing we have.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ

[flashed]

Its beautiful out there .

[Chevyland]

Yes it is

Another stop along the paper route today

[special-K]

I'm curious how much people spend on real trees out there. This isn't an IRS audit, just curious what the 'range' is or maybe just the highest price (frocked up and all) price you have "heard".

I wonder what they are costing in areas so far from where they grow as well. It's been years since I've heard prices around the country. My area is the hot and heavy cut your own tree farm area for folks in the city & suburbs to come. Most places do $25 any tree (and go frock yourself)

[Chevyland]

SpecialK
Here’s one for $29.99 (stand included)
I’ll report back on that a little bit later on the big ones
Want to give you some time to take your meds
I don’t want to give you a heart attack

[davischevy]

Originally Posted by special-K

I'm curious how much people spend on real trees out there. This isn't an IRS audit, just curious what the 'range' is or maybe just the highest price (frocked up and all) price you have "heard".

I wonder what they are costing in areas so far from where they grow as well. It's been years since I've heard prices around the country. My area is the hot and heavy cut your own tree farm area for folks in the city & suburbs to come. Most places do $25 any tree (and go frock yourself)

The last time I was out that way, I was impressed at how many Christmas tree farms there were.

[Killer Bee]

at $500+/sqft, storage for a fake Christmas tree doesn't always rate..

that and high percentage of apartment dwellers that just don't have storage space at all..

I've known folks that don't even keep all their decorations year to year..

plus, there's a little more vanity out here than most places

[hevy_chevy67]

My neighbours go all out so I thought I would try somehting different.

[special-K]

So last weekend we got a tree and set it up. Went with my little guy (grandson) and his mom to a tree farm in the area. It was once huge. I hear real trees are becoming more desirable, but they say this place does 1,000 trees and in the peak years, I think the '60s- '70s, they did 5,000. It's a 1700s farm, old stone house standing proud. The owner is getting older and the fields are pretty played out. But that's why he only charges $25 for any tree. Took a lot of looking, but we found one just right. I think we may be going to the old field. The place is huge with a few different fields

www.clemsonville.com

[davischevy]

Originally Posted by special-K

So last weekend we got a tree and set it up. Went with my little guy (grandson) and his mom to a tree farm in the area. It was once huge. I hear real trees are becoming more desirable, but they say this place does 1,000 trees and in the peak years, I think the '60s- '70s, they did 5,000. It's a 1700s farm, old stone house standing proud. The owner is getting older and the fields are pretty played out. But that's why he only charges $25 for any tree. Took a lot of looking, but we found one just right. I think we may be going to the old field. The place is huge with a few different fields

www.clemsonville.com

I figure the little fella will remember the trip long after he has forgotten the tree.

[davischevy]

I finally found my Christmas spirit at the liquor store on the corner.

[Ol Blue K20]

Originally Posted by davischevy

I finally found my Christmas spirit at the liquor store on the corner.

What kind of "spirit " did ya get?

[davischevy]

Jack Daniels, but honestly, I found it on the shelf at home.

[special-K]

Delta/10

No sense getting all out of shape over a flat tractor tire. They are easier to deal with once you let them marinade

[kingsolver72]

Hey other Larry, bet that tire was flat on just one side.