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06-29-2022, 01:42 PM
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I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =)
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06-29-2022, 04:56 PM
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I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off!
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06-30-2022, 01:57 PM
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Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me.
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07-02-2022, 06:54 AM
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In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer .
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07-02-2022, 06:57 AM
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07-11-2022, 07:59 PM
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07-11-2022, 08:48 PM
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Dude that’s hilarious
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07-11-2022, 09:46 PM
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Big beak, no brains!
I know people like that.I got a good laugh out of that!
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07-12-2022, 07:56 PM
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Bowl
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07-12-2022, 08:12 PM
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Supporting the ladies
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07-12-2022, 11:34 PM
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Take it Easy
  
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07-19-2022, 10:28 PM
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This just in
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07-19-2022, 11:09 PM
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Must be an old pic
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While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car. She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "My guess is that she's still in the ditch." |
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07-22-2022, 05:49 PM
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funny
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07-29-2022, 10:53 AM
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First power tool
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A very busty woman got on the elevator I was on and I couldn't help but notice her boobs. She said press one. So I did and I don't remember much past that!
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08-13-2022, 02:39 AM
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Well, how else would I pick the best tasting one?
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On the other hand, the tongs are going to have everyone else's nose miner prints on them anyway. 
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