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Re: Joke Thread
D'oooooh!
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Re: Joke Thread
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Re: Joke Thread
"It'll be fine" he says as he puts that cheap dollar store tape on it.
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An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my chest is too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your chest to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my chest. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my chest larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man
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Re: Joke Thread
kev
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State of Confusion!
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#1409 |
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Re: Joke Thread
Load
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#1410 |
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Re: Joke Thread
Toys
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I always liked Robin Williams line about men- “When God made man he gave him a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time”
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oil
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Re: Joke Thread
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Stock Market Report:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
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Re: Joke Thread
drink
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Facebook.
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haa
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Re: Joke Thread
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Re: Joke Thread
"wording is everything"
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That is 100% intentional haha
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Who Changed This?
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trust
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