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Old 05-06-2022, 01:51 PM   #1451
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Old 05-06-2022, 02:30 PM   #1452
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Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.
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Old 05-06-2022, 03:36 PM   #1453
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Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.
I had a skunk as a pet after watching mama and siblings become furry frisbees, we rescued it from the side of the road. We had him neutered and descented, and he turned out to be one of the smartest and coolest pets. (we named him freeway)
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Old 05-06-2022, 03:44 PM   #1454
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Knock knock...


Who's there?



The mod squad!




The mod squade who?





The one that does not want to lock the thread again.




Ohhh noooooo , we better act right !



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Palf reopened this thread at a members request. It had been shut for the same reasons it always is (hint richard my pal ) Lets keep it open for a bit. I really hate spending hours editing stuff yall know better on.
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Old 05-06-2022, 04:13 PM   #1455
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My apologies. It won't happen again.
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Old 05-06-2022, 04:47 PM   #1457
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My apologies. It won't happen again.
You know we like you right? I kinda laugh at them too... and well I say the same stuff. Just not here :P
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Old 05-14-2022, 12:43 PM   #1459
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Old 05-14-2022, 12:51 PM   #1460
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Old 05-16-2022, 11:04 PM   #1461
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On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
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On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
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On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
I almost choked!
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that joke stinks, lol
Yeah I just shared it with my wife

She did not think it was Funny at all.
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Why did the bald man walk out on his bill?




He didn't want toupee.
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On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

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A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."
now that's funny,
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