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Old 05-31-2022, 01:51 PM   #1476
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Old 06-01-2022, 11:56 AM   #1479
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Old 06-05-2022, 02:57 PM   #1483
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Old 06-05-2022, 08:03 PM   #1485
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Does saving a bird out of a tree count. Another )(*&)& leaving behind fishing line.

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Does saving a bird out of a tree count. Another )(*&)& leaving behind fishing line.

Wow. I thought I was doing pretty well but it appears I need to get busy.

I gotta find a rattlesnake, and may I make the following substitutions?:

* Massive scars on wrist and feet rather than on face
* Build garage(s) rather than log cabin
* Run Chicago and Detroit marathons rather than Appalachian trail
* Pass on smoking tobacco with pipe (no excuse)
* Kittens were under the porch rather than up a tree, but there were two of them rather than one
* As always, onion rings instead of fries

I await the group's review and verdict.

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