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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out Goodbye, Mum, as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mum." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his shopping. "That comes to 121.85," said the assistant. "How come so much? I only bought 3 items!" The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."
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My cousin just called and asked me if I would loan her $300 to help her pay for her rent. Those who know me know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I could even call her back my Aunt Calls me and says she's lying and not to give her the money! She goes on to say that my cousin actually wanted the $300 to get her boyfriend out of jail so they could be under the same roof for his birthday... I thought about it, and decided to give her the $300 anyway because we all need help at times. I called my cousin back and told her to come and get the $300. A few hours later, I get a call from the County jail and It was my cousin crying, screaming, and asking me why I gave her counterfeit money...! I told her I just really wanted to make sure that she and her boyfriend were able to spend his Birthday together under the same roof as she wished
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Awe.... That was sweet
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I cannot take credit for this, but it is genious.
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My wife says I have 2 faults:
1. I don't listen and....something else
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That’s hilarious
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My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take.
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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...
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Keeping golf scores
John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have? Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five." Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said, "Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob. John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie." ![]()
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Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do
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hmm
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