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**Stocker** · 11-02-2023, 03:48 PM

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hmm

**truckster** · 11-02-2023, 10:26 PM

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That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

**HO455** · 11-03-2023, 08:34 AM

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That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.

SPIT COFFEE

**Getter-Done** · 11-15-2023, 11:51 PM

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hmm

I don't have a SuperCharger .

Because.

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**Getter-Done** · 11-17-2023, 08:46 AM

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Shifty One · 11-17-2023, 11:53 AM

**Steeveedee** · 11-17-2023, 12:20 PM

fiver

**HO455** · 11-18-2023, 11:52 AM

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**72 tigger** · 11-19-2023, 07:04 PM

I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too

**68bowtie** · 11-17-2023, 11:31 PM

I laughed out loud for the biologist one…

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…

**Steeveedee** · 11-18-2023, 12:05 AM

Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?".

**richard2717** · 11-21-2023, 07:48 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 11-21-2023, 08:03 PM

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Makes sense!!!

**Steeveedee** · 11-21-2023, 08:22 PM

^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Shifty One · 11-22-2023, 01:23 PM

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^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Wonder Woman's Jet.

**Getter-Done** · 11-21-2023, 09:31 PM

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In No Garage I will ever Have.

**truckster** · 11-21-2023, 10:15 PM

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Excuse me for drooling just a bit...

**richard2717** · 11-23-2023, 12:38 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 11-23-2023, 06:09 PM

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**Getter-Done** · 11-23-2023, 07:59 PM

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**truckster** · 11-23-2023, 09:49 PM

Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-25-2023, 05:17 PM

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Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

**Steeveedee** · 11-25-2023, 06:51 PM

Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy!

**Getter-Done** · 11-25-2023, 08:35 PM

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Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy!

What?? Holiday Inflation?

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**Steeveedee** · 11-25-2023, 11:38 PM

I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back.

I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

11-17-2023, 08:46 AM	#5
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11-17-2023, 11:53 AM	#6
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11-17-2023, 12:20 PM	#7
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread fiver Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-19-2023, 07:04 PM	#9
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,223	Re: Joke Thread I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

11-17-2023, 11:31 PM	#10
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,542	Re: Joke Thread I laughed out loud for the biologist one… I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph… __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

11-18-2023, 12:05 AM	#11
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?". __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-21-2023, 07:48 PM	#12
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread air Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-21-2023, 08:22 PM	#14
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread ^ Hangar for stealth aircraft. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-23-2023, 12:38 PM	#18
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread nav Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-23-2023, 07:59 PM	#20
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,938	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-23-2023, 09:49 PM	#21
truckster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 7,859	Re: Joke Thread Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail. The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?" Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender." __________________ I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

11-25-2023, 06:51 PM	#23
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-25-2023, 11:38 PM	#25
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA



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