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Old 11-02-2023, 03:48 PM   #1
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That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.
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I don't have a SuperCharger .

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I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too
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I laughed out loud for the biologist one…

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…
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Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."
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Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

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Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy!
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I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH
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