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Old 11-29-2023, 08:57 PM   #1
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Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30
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Old 11-29-2023, 11:17 PM   #2
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Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30
I have done better with this in the last couple of years.

This used to Really Bother me.

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Old 11-30-2023, 02:53 PM   #3
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^^ this is a fact
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Teacher?? Lol
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