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CG · 12-10-2023, 09:15 PM

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**dmjlambert** · 12-10-2023, 09:23 PM

Man I don't think I'd want to be crawling under that thing even to place a jack.

**Getter-Done** · 12-10-2023, 09:57 PM

That ls a hold my beer.

I can fix this photo .

**Boog** · 12-12-2023, 03:42 PM

911

**richard2717** · 12-15-2023, 05:10 PM

My kids have been on Ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I may lower the price.

**Boog** · 12-15-2023, 05:12 PM

"take my wife too, please"!

**special-K** · 12-16-2023, 09:01 AM

Funny stuff

Sad news:

**Stocker** · 12-16-2023, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by special-K

Funny stuff

Sad news:

**Boog** · 12-16-2023, 01:15 PM

Dogs

**72 tigger** · 12-16-2023, 06:10 PM

Good stuff ^

**72 tigger** · 12-16-2023, 07:24 PM

Christmas time

**dmjlambert** · 12-16-2023, 10:16 PM

I like the trail guide one quite a bit.

**Boog** · 12-16-2023, 10:46 PM

Ai

**Steeveedee** · 12-16-2023, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Ai

Not sure how the tech works, but some knucklehead committed suicide a few years back by driving on one of our streets and ran himself into a block wall fence at 90-something MPH and killed himself. Somehow the police got his speed off the vehicle's memory? The people who lived in the house on that corner had chunks of concrete and glass thrown into their house from the crash. Lucky that no one in that house was killed. I don't ever want to live in a house on a corner, and that's not the only reason.

**truckster** · 12-17-2023, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Not sure how the tech works, but some knucklehead committed suicide a few years back by driving on one of our streets and ran himself into a block wall fence at 90-something MPH and killed himself. Somehow the police got his speed off the vehicle's memory?

If you've bought a new vehicle since 2006 it's keeping tabs on you...

Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

**HO455** · 12-17-2023, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by truckster

If you've bought a new vehicle since 2006 it's keeping tabs on you...

Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Yes indeed they are watching! I had a friend who bought an 2006 GTO new and the following year later he broke a piston land while running it at the drag strip. He had to then limp the car around for 250 miles afterwards so the memory in the computer wouldn't show he had been driving aggressively, in order to be sure GM would honor the warranty.

Cars in 2000's had a limited amount of memory to store your driving patterns. I understand that is no longer true as the computers can now record up to 100k miles on some vehicles.

In the mid 1990's Mitsubishi started looking into SCCA results from autocross events for Mitsubishi drivers. When they found them they would send a letter canceling the warranty.

Mitsubishi went out and designed the Lancer EVO's to be competitive with Subaru WRX's but, they didn't want any of their customers to actually go out and compete with them.

They wanted their cake and wanted to eat it too! All they got was a lot of folks never buying a Mitsubishi again.

**dmjlambert** · 12-16-2023, 11:30 PM

Boog, It's good jokes, but are you meaning to take pictures of your favorite posts from this thread a few days ago and repost?

**Boog** · 12-17-2023, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmjlambert

Boog, It's good jokes, but are you meaning to take pictures of your favorite posts from this thread a few days ago and repost?

No I'm not. I tend to forget where I saw them sometimes. Still good though.

my56chevytruck · 12-18-2023, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

No I'm not. I tend to forget where I saw them sometimes. Still good though.

good jokes, thanks

**68bowtie** · 12-17-2023, 02:09 AM

LOL the big bird one is awesome. Made me lol

**HO455** · 12-17-2023, 11:16 AM

Lots of good ones lately! Thanks everyone!

My friend Johnny "Guitar" Brown set me this one.

Titled "TOOLS TO MAKE LIFE SIMPLER."

**richard2717** · 12-17-2023, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HO455

Lots of good ones lately! Thanks everyone!

My friend Johnny "Guitar" Brown set me this one.

Titled "TOOLS TO MAKE LIFE SIMPLER."

I have used one of them on occasion back in the old days

This works as well

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**truckster** · 12-17-2023, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

I have used one of them on occasion back in the old days

This works as well

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That's a travel adapter in case you have the money to go down under but you're too cheap to spend the money on an actual adapter.

**richard2717** · 12-19-2023, 03:55 PM

It has been 6 months since I joined the gym without any real progress. I am going down tomorrow in person to see what the problem is.

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**Boog** · 12-19-2023, 05:04 PM

Yeah, apparently, we have to go inside?

12-10-2023, 09:15 PM	#1
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12-10-2023, 09:23 PM	#2
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,628	Re: Joke Thread Man I don't think I'd want to be crawling under that thing even to place a jack.

12-10-2023, 09:57 PM	#3
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,944	Re: Joke Thread That ls a hold my beer. I can fix this photo . __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-12-2023, 03:42 PM	#4
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,089	Re: Joke Thread 911 Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-15-2023, 05:10 PM	#5
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread My kids have been on Ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I may lower the price. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type. Last edited by richard2717; 12-16-2023 at 12:31 PM.

12-15-2023, 05:12 PM	#6
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,089	Re: Joke Thread "take my wife too, please"! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-16-2023, 09:01 AM	#7
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12-16-2023, 01:15 PM	#9
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,089	Re: Joke Thread Dogs Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-16-2023, 06:10 PM	#10
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,223	Re: Joke Thread Good stuff ^ __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

12-16-2023, 07:24 PM	#11
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,223	Re: Joke Thread Christmas time Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

12-16-2023, 10:16 PM	#12
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,628	Re: Joke Thread I like the trail guide one quite a bit.

12-16-2023, 10:46 PM	#13
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,089	Re: Joke Thread Ai Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-16-2023, 11:30 PM	#17
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,628	Re: Joke Thread Boog, It's good jokes, but are you meaning to take pictures of your favorite posts from this thread a few days ago and repost?

12-17-2023, 02:09 AM	#20
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,549	Re: Joke Thread LOL the big bird one is awesome. Made me lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

12-17-2023, 11:16 AM	#21
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 10,977	Re: Joke Thread Lots of good ones lately! Thanks everyone! My friend Johnny "Guitar" Brown set me this one. Titled "TOOLS TO MAKE LIFE SIMPLER." Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377



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12-19-2023, 03:55 PM	#24
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread It has been 6 months since I joined the gym without any real progress. I am going down tomorrow in person to see what the problem is. . __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-19-2023, 05:04 PM	#25
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,089	Re: Joke Thread Yeah, apparently, we have to go inside? __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

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