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Man I don't think I'd want to be crawling under that thing even to place a jack.
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That ls a hold my beer.
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My kids have been on Ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I may lower the price.
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"take my wife too, please"!
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Funny stuff
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Good stuff ^
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Christmas time
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I like the trail guide one quite a bit.
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Not sure how the tech works, but some knucklehead committed suicide a few years back by driving on one of our streets and ran himself into a block wall fence at 90-something MPH and killed himself. Somehow the police got his speed off the vehicle's memory? The people who lived in the house on that corner had chunks of concrete and glass thrown into their house from the crash. Lucky that no one in that house was killed. I don't ever want to live in a house on a corner, and that's not the only reason.
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Cars in 2000's had a limited amount of memory to store your driving patterns. I understand that is no longer true as the computers can now record up to 100k miles on some vehicles. In the mid 1990's Mitsubishi started looking into SCCA results from autocross events for Mitsubishi drivers. When they found them they would send a letter canceling the warranty. Mitsubishi went out and designed the Lancer EVO's to be competitive with Subaru WRX's but, they didn't want any of their customers to actually go out and compete with them. They wanted their cake and wanted to eat it too! All they got was a lot of folks never buying a Mitsubishi again.
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Boog, It's good jokes, but are you meaning to take pictures of your favorite posts from this thread a few days ago and repost?
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good jokes, thanks
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LOL the big bird one is awesome. Made me lol
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Lots of good ones lately! Thanks everyone!
My friend Johnny "Guitar" Brown set me this one. Titled "TOOLS TO MAKE LIFE SIMPLER."
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That's a travel adapter in case you have the money to go down under but you're too cheap to spend the money on an actual adapter.
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It has been 6 months since I joined the gym without any real progress. I am going down tomorrow in person to see what the problem is.
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Yeah, apparently, we have to go inside?
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