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**Getter-Done** · 09-04-2023, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Custom 68

Ha!

And make sure you know where the nearest Pay phone is.

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**Sheepdip** · 09-04-2023, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Custom 68

Ha!

Double Ha! Ha! Was just looking on Craigslist at trucks and saw a DORF SWB Stepside 4X4...Does not even start to compare with a Chevy/GMC of that era and build!

**richard2717** · 09-16-2023, 04:51 PM

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out... "Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with it."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it."
So.......Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse honey! "
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Payells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,"Ma-dadgummit there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma - Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?"

my56chevytruck · 09-20-2023, 09:33 AM

oh thats a good one!!

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-20-2023, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by my56chevytruck

oh thats a good one!!

X2!!

**68bowtie** · 09-20-2023, 09:58 PM

Ew

**richard2717** · 09-22-2023, 12:00 PM

A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Lexington to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from London got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”

**Boog** · 09-22-2023, 12:42 PM

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-22-2023, 12:45 PM

Very funny!

Shifty One · 09-22-2023, 04:34 PM

my56chevytruck · 09-26-2023, 02:51 PM

good one

**richard2717** · 09-29-2023, 02:44 PM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out Goodbye, Mum, as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mum."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his shopping.
"That comes to 121.85," said the assistant.
"How come so much? I only bought 3 items!"
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."

**richard2717** · 09-29-2023, 02:50 PM

My cousin just called and asked me if I would loan her $300 to help her pay for her rent. Those who know me know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I could even call her back my Aunt Calls me and says she's lying and not to give her the money! She goes on to say that my cousin actually wanted the $300 to get her boyfriend out of jail so they could be under the same roof for his birthday... I thought about it, and decided to give her the $300 anyway because we all need help at times. I called my cousin back and told her to come and get the $300. A few hours later, I get a call from the County jail and It was my cousin crying, screaming, and asking me why I gave her counterfeit money...! I told her I just really wanted to make sure that she and her boyfriend were able to spend his Birthday together under the same roof as she wished

SCOTI · 09-29-2023, 05:05 PM

Awe.... That was sweet

**Boog** · 09-29-2023, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out Goodbye, Mum, as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mum."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his shopping.
"That comes to 121.85," said the assistant.
"How come so much? I only bought 3 items!"
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too."

I can see Helen Hayes doing this. She played the little old lady in the Airport movie who stole flights to all over the country. Sweet old girl.

tutone · 09-29-2023, 08:40 PM

I cannot take credit for this, but it is genious.

**Getter-Done** · 09-29-2023, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tutone

I cannot take credit for this, but it is genious.

D.B · 09-29-2023, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tutone

I cannot take credit for this, but it is genious.

Can't leave out Biden who is the same age as Mick.

**Boog** · 10-03-2023, 04:16 PM

My wife says I have 2 faults:
1. I don't listen and....something else

**Getter-Done** · 10-03-2023, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

My wife says I have 2 faults:
1. I don't listen and....something else

I got this same response just Tonight.

At least I think that is what she said.

**davischevy** · 10-04-2023, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by getter-done

I got this same response just tonight.

At least i think that is what she said.

x2

**richard2717** · 10-17-2023, 03:07 PM

gray

**Getter-Done** · 10-17-2023, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

gray

Are you going to start selling these Flags.

I am in for a Big Order if you do.

**68bowtie** · 10-17-2023, 10:30 PM

That’s hilarious

**richard2717** · 10-18-2023, 07:51 AM

old

09-16-2023, 04:51 PM	#1778
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out... "Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with it." Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it." So.......Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse honey! " Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Payells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around, and yells back,"Ma-dadgummit there ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Ma - Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?" __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-20-2023, 09:33 AM	#1779
my56chevytruck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Hebron Posts: 1,147	Re: Joke Thread oh thats a good one!! __________________ RUBBER DOWN AND HIT THE ROAD!!! 1940 Ford Dlx Coupe 1969 Mach1

09-20-2023, 09:58 PM	#1781
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,738	Re: Joke Thread Ew __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

09-22-2023, 12:00 PM	#1782
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Lexington to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from London got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.” __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-22-2023, 12:42 PM	#1783
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,435	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

09-22-2023, 12:45 PM	#1784
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 16,242	Re: Joke Thread Very funny! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man R.I.P. FleetsidePaul

09-22-2023, 04:34 PM	#1785
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09-26-2023, 02:51 PM	#1786
my56chevytruck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Hebron Posts: 1,147	Re: Joke Thread good one __________________ RUBBER DOWN AND HIT THE ROAD!!! 1940 Ford Dlx Coupe 1969 Mach1

09-29-2023, 02:44 PM	#1787
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out Goodbye, Mum, as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mum." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his shopping. "That comes to 121.85," said the assistant. "How come so much? I only bought 3 items!" The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things too." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-29-2023, 02:50 PM	#1788
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread My cousin just called and asked me if I would loan her $300 to help her pay for her rent. Those who know me know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I could even call her back my Aunt Calls me and says she's lying and not to give her the money! She goes on to say that my cousin actually wanted the $300 to get her boyfriend out of jail so they could be under the same roof for his birthday... I thought about it, and decided to give her the $300 anyway because we all need help at times. I called my cousin back and told her to come and get the $300. A few hours later, I get a call from the County jail and It was my cousin crying, screaming, and asking me why I gave her counterfeit money...! I told her I just really wanted to make sure that she and her boyfriend were able to spend his Birthday together under the same roof as she wished __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-29-2023, 05:05 PM	#1789
SCOTI Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DALLAS,TX Posts: 22,027	Re: Joke Thread Awe.... That was sweet __________________ 67SWB-B.B.RetroRod 64SWB-Recycle 89CCDually-Driver/Tow Truck 99CCSWB Driver All Fleetsides @rattlecankustoms in IG Building a small, high rpm engine with the perfect bore, stroke and rod ratio is very impressive. It's like a highly skilled Morrocan sword fighter with a Damascus Steel Scimitar..... *Cubic inches is like Indiana Jones with a cheap pistol.*

09-29-2023, 08:40 PM	#1791
tutone Registered User Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: hickory, ky Posts: 1,301	Re: Joke Thread I cannot take credit for this, but it is genious. Attached Images __________________ :My build thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=807535 1972 K10 swb/1968 Camaro 350/4spd 1955 210 2 dr sedan/1998 RCSB Z71/1977 Jeep CJ5

10-03-2023, 04:16 PM	#1794
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,435	Re: Joke Thread My wife says I have 2 faults: 1. I don't listen and....something else __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-17-2023, 03:07 PM	#1797
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread gray Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

10-17-2023, 10:30 PM	#1799
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10-18-2023, 07:51 AM	#1800
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread old Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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