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Old 02-04-2024, 02:20 PM   #1
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Old 02-05-2024, 02:41 AM   #2
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Smh..
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George hasn't been feeling well lately, so he goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I just don't feel like my old self. I get out of breath easily, I have a hard time climbing the stairs, and I can't keep up the way I used to."

The doc says, "Well, George, I could run a lot of expensive tests, but it's really not necessary. I can tell you what's wrong. Your body mass index is excessive. You need to lose at least 50 pounds. In short, you've let yourself get fat."

George is indignant. "Well! Of all the nerve. I think I want a second opinion."

"OK," the doc says, "you're ugly too."
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Ow....I resemble that remark....
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George hasn't been feeling well lately, so he goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I just don't feel like my old self. I get out of breath easily, I have a hard time climbing the stairs, and I can't keep up the way I used to."

The doc says, "Well, George, I could run a lot of expensive tests, but it's really not necessary. I can tell you what's wrong. Your body mass index is excessive. You need to lose at least 50 pounds. In short, you've let yourself get fat."

George is indignant. "Well! Of all the nerve. I think I want a second opinion."

"OK," the doc says, "you're ugly too."
Stop george while your a HEAD!
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^^^ No need to be piling on.
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LOL. Good one to show young men
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I think this is really clever, I like stuff like this.
This is how some of the other Commercials need to be.

That Camp Lejeune stuff got way out of hand .

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This whole no smoking with kids in the car thing is ridiculous. I mean, look at how cold he is
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I agree with this fella =)
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I agree with this fella =)
I Totally agree.

I seen a Dennis the Menace Meme.

It stated that his rocking chair would be placed (Facing the Corner) When He Retired
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Olive Garden is just a better looking Fazoli's.
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This is getting ridiculous. 1st they want me to report my truck part sales and now this???

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I knew what it was without the second frame. Marvin has always been a favorite of mine.
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Mine too!
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