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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be 6 again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a Disney movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 6 again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Re: Joke Thread
I helped my neighbour out this morning and she said , I could marry you , I couldn’t believe it you do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life !
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#2032 |
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spider
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"Out of sight ,Out of mind" doesn't work with spiders.
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#2035 |
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Crossed a whole bunch of things off of my to-do list today. Didn't do any of them just got tired of looking at them.
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1. You made a list.
2. You crossed some things off. Man, that's some progress right there! ![]()
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Re: Joke Thread
I thought about making a list. I need to stop procrastinating...
I'll do it tomorrow.
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#2038 |
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my new scanner arrived
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#2039 |
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#2040 |
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Tip of the day:
Don't fry bacon, naked.
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#2041 |
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I like that . More truth than i think we will ever know.
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The bacon one… I just laughed out loud haha
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Clearly, you either lack talent, or a true appreciation for the flavor of bacon....I never miss a drop.
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A well balanced diet,
is a burger in each hand.
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#2046 |
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Well shoot I was hoping this would show up big enough to read. Lots of funny in here.
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#2048 |
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Re: Joke Thread
I laughed
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