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Yes. Now I see where they came up with the design. Coincidence?
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06-06-2024, 10:14 PM
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06-07-2024, 11:32 AM
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06-07-2024, 12:57 PM
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06-07-2024, 04:17 PM
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That's not the Bee Gees, It a Benny Hill skit (British comedy)
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06-07-2024, 08:51 PM
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06-07-2024, 08:55 PM
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Since the previous joke was preempted.
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I remember the reverse situation, where the woman couldn't identify anything about the vehicle that hit her, but could describe the driver right down to the shoes.
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 .There is a Guy from Tennessee that supposably, Invented the Internet.
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable'." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable'? The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."
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06-15-2024, 07:36 AM
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wait, what?
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06-15-2024, 09:33 AM
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^ The irony! It's so true...
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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc. Fifteen minutes later he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!" My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
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Boog, you're not even from California....how did ya know?
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Good thing too as I would NOT be happy!
And what is up with that $24 Billion missing from the state funds anyway?
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This reminds me of an old guy at a lawn mower and small engine parts and repair store. It did not matter what you went in there for, if you did not have the make, model and serial #, he would not help you. I kid you not!
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