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Old 02-02-2024, 07:36 AM   #2051
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I laughed
Now THAT is funny. ^^^^
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Old 02-02-2024, 08:53 AM   #2052
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Old 02-03-2024, 10:23 PM   #2053
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I don't see a problem here!
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Old 02-04-2024, 12:57 PM   #2055
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I don't see a problem here!
It would only be a problem if a live round got destroyed all because the wifey did not check the pockets before dropping it in the washer.
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Old 02-04-2024, 01:31 PM   #2056
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The was a big sale at LegoLand. People were lined up for BLOCKS!
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Old 02-04-2024, 02:20 PM   #2057
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Old 02-04-2024, 05:00 PM   #2058
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Old 02-05-2024, 02:41 AM   #2059
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Old 02-05-2024, 08:42 AM   #2060
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Old 02-05-2024, 07:27 PM   #2061
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George hasn't been feeling well lately, so he goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I just don't feel like my old self. I get out of breath easily, I have a hard time climbing the stairs, and I can't keep up the way I used to."

The doc says, "Well, George, I could run a lot of expensive tests, but it's really not necessary. I can tell you what's wrong. Your body mass index is excessive. You need to lose at least 50 pounds. In short, you've let yourself get fat."

George is indignant. "Well! Of all the nerve. I think I want a second opinion."

"OK," the doc says, "you're ugly too."
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Ow....I resemble that remark....
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Old 02-11-2024, 02:07 PM   #2063
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LOL. Good one to show young men
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Old 02-11-2024, 02:08 PM   #2064
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This whole no smoking with kids in the car thing is ridiculous. I mean, look at how cold he is
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I think this is really clever, I like stuff like this.
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I think this is really clever, I like stuff like this.
This is how some of the other Commercials need to be.

That Camp Lejeune stuff got way out of hand .

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Old 02-19-2024, 05:04 PM   #2071
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Olive Garden is just a better looking Fazoli's.
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I agree with this fella =)
I Totally agree.

I seen a Dennis the Menace Meme.

It stated that his rocking chair would be placed (Facing the Corner) When He Retired
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This is getting ridiculous. 1st they want me to report my truck part sales and now this???

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