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my56chevytruck · 07-02-2024, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

tool

I can relate!!

**Steeveedee** · 07-02-2024, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

tool

It's still in your hand.

**Boog** · 07-03-2024, 06:15 AM

Tool?

**HO455** · 07-03-2024, 09:35 AM

Way too true.

**truckster** · 07-03-2024, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by HO455

Way too true.

I can relate to that one. Anti-seize is the glitter of the garage.

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-04-2024, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HO455

Way too true.

How true it is!

**richard2717** · 07-01-2024, 09:54 AM

fuel

GOPAPA · 07-08-2024, 11:23 AM

[QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry.
See? Not worried:

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**HO455** · 07-08-2024, 09:19 PM

Oh that's so true.

**Steeveedee** · 07-08-2024, 09:40 PM

My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.

**Boog** · 07-08-2024, 10:11 PM

Never had a diary. Don't do social media. I guess that makes me the odd ball?

I learned today I am a Sigma male. Hmph! I thought I was just really shy.

**truckster** · 07-08-2024, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.

I fret about that guy getting under the bridge without proper support. But I wouldn't string him up for that. Still, he could wind up a little flat. You need to be sharp when you're working on guitars.

**Boog** · 07-09-2024, 04:59 AM

Ah, you may have struck a cord with that one. Not picking on ya though.

Keith Seymore · 07-09-2024, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by truckster

I fret about that guy getting under the bridge without proper support. But I wouldn't string him up for that. Still, he could wind up a little flat. You need to be sharp when you're working on guitars.

There should be only one guy actually working and everybody else standing around watching.

K

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-09-2024, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.

**Boog** · 07-09-2024, 01:11 PM

caughtcha

LT7A · 07-10-2024, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.

Guitars are important, but I think those guys are needed in Baltimore...

**richard2717** · 07-10-2024, 02:59 PM

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-11-2024, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am

Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...

**kwmech** · 07-11-2024, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...

And they vote

**richard2717** · 07-11-2024, 11:31 AM

top

**Getter-Done** · 07-11-2024, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

top

Rules are rules

**Boog** · 07-11-2024, 01:31 PM

that type

**richard2717** · 07-12-2024, 06:24 AM

read

**68bowtie** · 07-12-2024, 08:24 AM

Oops lol

07-03-2024, 06:15 AM	#3
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,452	Re: Joke Thread Tool? Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-03-2024, 09:35 AM	#4
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,284	Re: Joke Thread Way too true. Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

07-01-2024, 09:54 AM	#7
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread fuel Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-08-2024, 11:23 AM	#8
GOPAPA Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,551	Re: Joke Thread [QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry. See? Not worried: __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

07-08-2024, 09:19 PM	#9
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,284	Re: Joke Thread Oh that's so true. __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

07-08-2024, 09:40 PM	#10
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,592	Re: Joke Thread My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion? BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work. Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-08-2024, 10:11 PM	#11
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,452	Re: Joke Thread Never had a diary. Don't do social media. I guess that makes me the odd ball? I learned today I am a Sigma male. Hmph! I thought I was just really shy. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-09-2024, 04:59 AM	#13
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,452	Re: Joke Thread Ah, you may have struck a cord with that one. Not picking on ya though. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-09-2024, 01:11 PM	#16
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,452	Re: Joke Thread caughtcha Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-10-2024, 02:59 PM	#18
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-11-2024, 11:31 AM	#21
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread top Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-11-2024, 01:31 PM	#23
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,452	Re: Joke Thread that type Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-12-2024, 06:24 AM	#24
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,091	Re: Joke Thread read Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-12-2024, 08:24 AM	#25
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,739	Re: Joke Thread Oops lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD



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