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Way too true.
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I can relate to that one. Anti-seize is the glitter of the garage.
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[QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry.
See? Not worried:
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Oh that's so true.
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My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?
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Never had a diary. Don't do social media. I guess that makes me the odd ball?
I learned today I am a Sigma male. Hmph! I thought I was just really shy.
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Ah, you may have struck a cord with that one. Not picking on ya though.
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caughtcha
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Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am
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that type
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Oops lol
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