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03-08-2024, 06:24 PM
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03-08-2024, 07:50 PM
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03-10-2024, 10:08 AM
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03-10-2024, 10:50 AM
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03-13-2024, 09:46 AM
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03-20-2024, 07:17 PM
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 I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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03-20-2024, 09:18 PM
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03-22-2024, 12:54 PM
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03-22-2024, 04:36 PM
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What did the Fisherman say to the Magician ?. Pick a cod, any cod
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03-22-2024, 09:42 PM
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03-23-2024, 06:34 AM
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
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03-25-2024, 11:04 AM
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Fell on hard times.
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03-31-2024, 02:32 PM
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What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car owner have in common?
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04-02-2024, 11:58 AM
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It'll be fine...
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04-02-2024, 01:09 PM
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One of my brothers saw someone taking a screen door home on the roof of their car. It was strapped in the middle through the windows. The front half was folded back towards the back half.
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04-08-2024, 10:18 PM
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Who Wants to build one of These?
  
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