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Old 05-14-2024, 09:17 AM   #2176
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Old 05-14-2024, 09:42 AM   #2177
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My mom would wack me with whatever she had in her hand and my 1st and 2nd grade teachers had permission from my mom to spank me in front of the class and that was pretty much monthly ,3rd grade was the corner all day, now there was 4 of us boys and my dad was in viet cong i think for 6 or 8 yrs at a desk
That reminds me of my 2nd grade teacher. Apparently I was distracting the class enough she made me sit under her desk for the remainder of that class. I couldn't see anybody. Maybe the corners were already full? Mrs Lee she was.
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"which breaker is it on"?
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Old 05-14-2024, 12:03 PM   #2179
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"which breaker is it on"?
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Old 05-14-2024, 03:45 PM   #2180
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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..
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Old 05-14-2024, 05:05 PM   #2181
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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..
Those may burn up your breaker finder.
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Old 05-14-2024, 05:20 PM   #2182
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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..
The darkened areas in the upper part of that panel make sense.... so does the crispy blistered wiring.
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Old 05-14-2024, 11:32 PM   #2183
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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..
I hate to be too technical, but those are actually fuse pipes. I hear they never need to be replaced... even after the house burns down.
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Old 05-15-2024, 12:12 AM   #2184
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MONSTER MOWERS!!! Crushing outdoor appliances everywherrrrrrrrre!!!!!!
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Old 05-15-2024, 12:25 AM   #2185
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MONSTER MOWERS!!! Crushing outdoor appliances everywherrrrrrrrre!!!!!!
My 2002 Dixie Chopper zero turn had a really nice scrape mark on the front panel from a fire hydrant in our back yard. It was my 1st time on a zero turn, and I was sick. I can laugh now about it, but I can sorta relate.
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Breaker pipes? It'll be fine..
I want nothing to do with this one!
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Old 05-21-2024, 05:43 AM   #2188
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Meh, extra coat of wax...
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Old 05-21-2024, 12:40 PM   #2191
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So true! We had our master bathroom tiled. The installer put a shelf in the wall on the side of the shower, between the studs. The helper shot the backing paper with chicken wire down with a stapler; they went through the drywall into the hallway. Looked like that boat, and I'm sure glad nobody was leaning on the wall!
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^^^^ duh,
or not thinking at all
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A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
He says:

- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.

The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:

- I need 50 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them, and drives away with them. Soon, he comes back in a brand-new truck and new clothes and says:

- I need 100 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them and takes them away. Soon, he comes back in a huge customized truck and designer clothes and says:

- I need 200 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

The store clerk asks him:

- What's the deal with these pictures? How come you were recently poor, but now you're driving a truck worth more than my house?

The man replies:

- I opened a shooting range.
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A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
He says:

- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.

The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:

- I need 50 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them, and drives away with them. Soon, he comes back in a brand-new truck and new clothes and says:

- I need 100 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He gets them and takes them away. Soon, he comes back in a huge customized truck and designer clothes and says:

- I need 200 pictures of Kim Kardashian.

The store clerk asks him:

- What's the deal with these pictures? How come you were recently poor, but now you're driving a truck worth more than my house?

The man replies:

- I opened a shooting range.
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