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**truckster** · 07-09-2024, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

caughtcha

Apparently some women will do anything for a buck...

D.B · 07-09-2024, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

Apparently some women will do anything for a buck...

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-09-2024, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

caughtcha

I spit beer all over the corner!!

**Steeveedee** · 07-09-2024, 04:53 PM

Buck looks pretty horny to me...

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-09-2024, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Buck looks pretty horny to me...

As soon as I get the corner cleaned,....you make me do it again!

**Steeveedee** · 07-09-2024, 09:16 PM

It's a gift!

**jerry moss** · 07-09-2024, 09:27 PM

that "doe in heat" scent works every time.

**Steeveedee** · 07-09-2024, 09:34 PM

Oh, man!

**richard2717** · 07-10-2024, 02:59 PM

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am

LT7A · 07-10-2024, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

My wife gets information on Facebook from one of my nephew's wife about every excruciating detail of the kids' day, from what they had for breakfast, on. She tells me stuff occasionally, but I don't have that kind of info stream from ANYONE, and that's how I like it. Remember when, if something really good or bad happened, a phone call was made on a landline for discussion?

BoT: Here's one for all you guitar-pickers- a little bridge work.

Guitars are important, but I think those guys are needed in Baltimore...

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-11-2024, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am

Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...

**richard2717** · 07-11-2024, 11:31 AM

top

**Getter-Done** · 07-11-2024, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

top

Rules are rules

**Boog** · 07-11-2024, 01:31 PM

that type

**kwmech** · 07-11-2024, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Here in Kalifornia, she's making $20.00 an hour....imagine that...

And they vote

**richard2717** · 07-12-2024, 06:24 AM

read

**68bowtie** · 07-12-2024, 08:24 AM

Oops lol

**Boog** · 07-12-2024, 11:26 AM

Too late

**Boog** · 07-12-2024, 11:28 AM

Be checking

**Steeveedee** · 07-12-2024, 12:06 PM

touch

**Getter-Done** · 07-12-2024, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Be checking

So True.

**Getter-Done** · 07-12-2024, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

touch

One Day

I passed by the CoPart.

The Junkyard that has Newer Cars and Stuff.

They had a Sign.

7000 Volts do not touch.

Or something to that effect.

I don't Believe them.

Trust me though.

I will not be checking if The Sign is BS.

**richard2717** · 07-14-2024, 11:32 AM

wok

**Boog** · 07-14-2024, 07:31 PM

southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah

**Getter-Done** · 07-14-2024, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah

It clears that this cure's what ails ya.

It's coming out one end or the other.

07-09-2024, 04:53 PM	#2329
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,673	Re: Joke Thread Buck looks pretty horny to me... __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-09-2024, 09:16 PM	#2331
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,673	Re: Joke Thread It's a gift! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-09-2024, 09:27 PM	#2332
jerry moss Born Psycho Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: brentwood,cal,usa Posts: 4,935	Re: Joke Thread that "doe in heat" scent works every time. __________________ jerry moss 72 cheyenne super K20- tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,tow hooks,bumper guards,toolbox,aux. fuel tank,posi front and rear,plus other goodies!!! SOLD 69 suburban K20-tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,4 inch all spring lift,4 speed, 14 bolt full floater, dana 44 HD,warn winch,posi front and rear,tow hooks,plus other goodies. 73/80 chevy/gmc K20 SB400,turbo 400,205,tilt,a-c,gas hog. 77 K/5 cheyenne blazer-daily driver/beater. SON HAS IT NOW BRENTWOOD,CALIFORNIA

07-09-2024, 09:34 PM	#2333
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,673	Re: Joke Thread Oh, man! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-10-2024, 02:59 PM	#2334
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-11-2024, 11:31 AM	#2337
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread top Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-11-2024, 01:31 PM	#2339
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread that type Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-12-2024, 06:24 AM	#2341
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread read Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-12-2024, 08:24 AM	#2342
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread Oops lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

07-12-2024, 11:26 AM	#2343
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread Too late __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-12-2024, 11:28 AM	#2344
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread Be checking Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

07-12-2024, 12:06 PM	#2345
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,673	Re: Joke Thread touch Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-14-2024, 11:32 AM	#2348
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread wok Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-14-2024, 07:31 PM	#2349
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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