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Old 09-23-2024, 07:35 PM   #1
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Old 09-24-2024, 12:36 AM   #3
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Old 09-24-2024, 06:31 AM   #4
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Haha I like the spam one
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Me:"Oh my gosh. How many cookies did you eat?"
4-year-old: "Six."
Me: "How many did I say you could have??!"
4-year-old: "One."
Me:"Then why did you eat SIX?"
4-year-old: "I wanted the cookies more than I didn't want to get in trouble."
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4-year-old: "Of course, but I knew I would have a tummy full of cookies in time out. That's a good timeout."
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Me:"Oh my gosh. How many cookies did you eat?"
4-year-old: "Six."
Me: "How many did I say you could have??!"
4-year-old: "One."
Me:"Then why did you eat SIX?"
4-year-old: "I wanted the cookies more than I didn't want to get in trouble."
Me: "So you knew you were going to get in trouble?"
4-year-old: "Of course, but I knew I would have a tummy full of cookies in time out. That's a good timeout."
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This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The Biker says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
The Biker replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The biker took the money.
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This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humour. No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving ... on the other side???
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I have the same thoughts often!
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Don’t remember if I posted these. Heck I may have picked them up from this thread lol!
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