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Shifty One · 11-02-2024, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeveedee

I met a guy when I was in the Navy who grew up in Oklahoma. He told me that he and his friends would collect orphan baby skunks by picking them up by the tail so they didn't spray, and took them to the vet to be neutered and have the scent gland removed. He said that made real good indoor pets. Didn't have a reason to doubt him.

We rescued one after it's whole family became furry frisbees...like mentioned, descented/neutered. We named him "Freeway", and he made a very smart, loving pet for almost a decade.

**68bowtie** · 11-03-2024, 01:56 PM

^^^effective…

**Sheepdip** · 11-04-2024, 10:38 AM

What happens when a politician takes Viagra???

They get Taller!!

**Boog** · 11-04-2024, 04:02 PM

Yeah.
I'm taking Viagra for a sunburn.
It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.

**Sheepdip** · 11-04-2024, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Yeah.
I'm taking Viagra for a sunburn.
It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.

**Steeveedee** · 11-04-2024, 04:51 PM

It can also keep a guy from falling out of bed.

tutone · 11-04-2024, 08:35 PM

Class reunion season

**Steeveedee** · 11-04-2024, 09:09 PM

^

We'll be doing the electric wheelchair boogie!

**Boog** · 11-05-2024, 12:37 AM

The boss laughed and laughed.

**Boog** · 11-05-2024, 12:39 AM

Pass

**Boog** · 11-05-2024, 12:41 AM

Fun

**Boog** · 02-08-2022, 11:13 PM

Mom’s

**Getter-Done** · 02-08-2022, 11:27 PM

.

72c20customcamper · 02-09-2022, 11:54 AM

I'm definitely doing this next snowfall

**Boog** · 02-10-2022, 07:26 AM

Sounds

72c20customcamper · 02-10-2022, 10:54 AM

How my projects have been going lately .

**Boog** · 02-10-2022, 08:37 PM

Bench

11-03-2024, 01:56 PM	#2
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,739	Re: Joke Thread ^^^effective… __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

11-04-2024, 10:38 AM	#3
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,588	Re: Joke Thread What happens when a politician takes Viagra??? They get Taller!!

11-04-2024, 04:02 PM	#4
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Yeah. I'm taking Viagra for a sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-04-2024, 04:51 PM	#6
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,592	Re: Joke Thread It can also keep a guy from falling out of bed. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-04-2024, 08:35 PM	#7
tutone Registered User Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: hickory, ky Posts: 1,302	Re: Joke Thread Class reunion season Attached Images __________________ :My build thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=807535 1972 K10 swb/1968 Camaro 350/4spd 1955 210 2 dr sedan/1998 RCSB Z71/1977 Jeep CJ5

11-04-2024, 09:09 PM	#8
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,592	Re: Joke Thread ^ We'll be doing the electric wheelchair boogie! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-05-2024, 12:37 AM	#9
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread The boss laughed and laughed. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-05-2024, 12:39 AM	#10
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Pass Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-05-2024, 12:41 AM	#11
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Fun Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-08-2022, 11:13 PM	#12
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Mom’s Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-08-2022, 11:27 PM	#13
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,318	Re: Joke Thread . __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

02-09-2022, 11:54 AM	#14
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,635	Re: Joke Thread I'm definitely doing this next snowfall Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

02-10-2022, 07:26 AM	#15
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Sounds Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-10-2022, 10:54 AM	#16
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,635	Re: Joke Thread How my projects have been going lately . Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

02-10-2022, 08:37 PM	#17
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,447	Re: Joke Thread Bench Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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