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**Boog** · 08-08-2024, 06:04 PM

Army tough

**Boog** · 08-08-2024, 09:29 PM

Sheila

**Stocker** · 08-08-2024, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

Sheila

I remember that!

**Boog** · 08-09-2024, 12:40 PM

we gotta plan

**Ol Blue K20** · 08-10-2024, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

we gotta plan

**HO455** · 08-10-2024, 02:17 PM

See at a box store near you.

**richard2717** · 08-10-2024, 02:42 PM

Speaking of big box stores....

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job and the kid started the next day
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the shift was over, the boss came to check on the kid.
The boss asked "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

**Ol Blue K20** · 08-10-2024, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

Speaking of big box stores....

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job and the kid started the next day
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the shift was over, the boss came to check on the kid.
The boss asked "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

**Boog** · 08-10-2024, 03:55 PM

badum tish!

**Stocker** · 08-10-2024, 04:11 PM

**Boog** · 08-10-2024, 04:25 PM

Beat the system

**Sheepdip** · 08-10-2024, 04:43 PM

Don't even get me going....sometimes I wish my truck/car was a battering ram

**richard2717** · 08-10-2024, 05:19 PM

poor ole Herman

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**Steeveedee** · 08-10-2024, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

poor ole Herman

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Sell him a scope and set the windage.

**Ol Blue K20** · 08-10-2024, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Beat the system

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

Don't even get me going....sometimes I wish my truck/car was a battering ram

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

poor ole Herman

.

Thanks guys, I just got a beer nasal flush!

**richard2717** · 08-10-2024, 08:06 PM

math

**Boog** · 08-10-2024, 10:20 PM

Ikr?

**richard2717** · 08-11-2024, 09:07 AM

I don't even know 2 vietnamese people

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**Boog** · 08-11-2024, 05:58 PM

finally

**Sheepdip** · 08-11-2024, 07:54 PM

Only thing I ever did was hub caps and the wifey found them before I could get them out without her finding them. Every time I got near the dishwasher for a month after she'd shadow me and want to know just exactly what I was doing.

**Getter-Done** · 08-11-2024, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheepdip

Only thing I ever did was hub caps and the wifey found them before I could get them out without her finding them. Every time I got near the dishwasher for a month after she'd shadow me and want to know just exactly what I was doing.

I got story's

This is the real way to Do Stuff.

**Sheepdip** · 08-11-2024, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

I got story's

This is the real way to Do Stuff.

Yep...shined them hubcaps like I polished them.

**Boog** · 08-12-2024, 09:31 AM

sketchy plum

**richard2717** · 08-12-2024, 10:28 AM

baby

**Boog** · 08-12-2024, 04:26 PM

get better

08-08-2024, 06:04 PM	#2451
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread Army tough Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-08-2024, 09:29 PM	#2452
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread Sheila Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-09-2024, 12:40 PM	#2454
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread we gotta plan Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-10-2024, 02:17 PM	#2456
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,355	Re: Joke Thread See at a box store near you. Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

08-10-2024, 02:42 PM	#2457
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,127	Re: Joke Thread Speaking of big box stores.... A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job and the kid started the next day His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the shift was over, the boss came to check on the kid. The boss asked "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?" Kid says, "$101,237.64." Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-10-2024, 03:55 PM	#2459
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread badum tish! __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-10-2024, 04:11 PM	#2460
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,722	Re: Joke Thread __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

08-10-2024, 04:25 PM	#2461
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread Beat the system Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-10-2024, 04:43 PM	#2462
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,626	Re: Joke Thread Don't even get me going....sometimes I wish my truck/car was a battering ram Attached Images

08-10-2024, 05:19 PM	#2463
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,127	Re: Joke Thread poor ole Herman . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-10-2024, 08:06 PM	#2466
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,127	Re: Joke Thread math Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-10-2024, 10:20 PM	#2467
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread Ikr? __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-11-2024, 09:07 AM	#2468
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,127	Re: Joke Thread I don't even know 2 vietnamese people . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-11-2024, 05:58 PM	#2469
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread finally Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-11-2024, 07:54 PM	#2470
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,626	Re: Joke Thread Only thing I ever did was hub caps and the wifey found them before I could get them out without her finding them. Every time I got near the dishwasher for a month after she'd shadow me and want to know just exactly what I was doing. Attached Images



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08-12-2024, 09:31 AM	#2473
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread sketchy plum Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

08-12-2024, 10:28 AM	#2474
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,127	Re: Joke Thread baby Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

08-12-2024, 04:26 PM	#2475
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread get better Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

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