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08-31-2003, 04:49 PM
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§êX Is funny
§êX Is funny
You should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) >Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a truck or car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINE > Top three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE... >Top things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure....I've done this thousands of times... Are you sure it's on there? How do you put this on >Top things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? Gotta cigarette? Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? Where you in? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya Where you snoring? OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
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08-31-2003, 05:58 PM
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Yep thats me got to have it (Every Thucking day!)!!!!!LOL
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08-31-2003, 07:48 PM
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Have A Nice Day!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: California
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I can say that not having sex at grandmas house is a good idea. At an old girlfriends grandmas house on the couch and granny comes home early from vacation!
 What a day that was! 
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08-31-2003, 09:57 PM
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Robert Olson Transport
 
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LOL thats thucking funny!!!!!!!!
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08-31-2003, 11:02 PM
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its all about the +6 inches
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I'll argue with the doing it on the beach statement...that hurts a little when you get sand in...
well, y'all know where I was going with that. |
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Led Sled! Discs R 4 ME!
 
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and hey, my basement isn't dirty! 
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