swallowed a quarter last night-should i be worried? - Page 5 - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

**Canadian694x4** · 01-03-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvertonguedevil

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

OV works well too...I think it's a natural laxative...and I guess you could say it tastes like a$$ too...

Hey, it's now a 5 Star Thread! There should be a Hall Of Fame for Threads like this! Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder Andy joined in with a few good ones

70CST1 · 01-03-2005, 01:25 AM

i always thought that when someone was talking about quarter craps they were talking about gambling

70CST1 · 01-03-2005, 01:30 AM

i found a book for you to read Guilty Pleasures, Part II: The Joy of Quarter Craps by Ben Dover

Izzy · 01-03-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 70CST1

Dont Worry Unless You Poop Two Dimes And A Nickel

72gord · 01-03-2005, 10:52 AM

So how many hours does the digestive system take to process a quarter? This thread is a riot...

sneakysnake · 01-03-2005, 11:57 AM

I know one thing, I aint never playing "Quarters" again no telling where its .........BEEN.

**COBALT** · 01-03-2005, 12:55 PM

You're lucky you didn't end up with an ulcer. I have a friend from highschool who accidentally swallowed a quarter during a college party playing quarters. At the time everyone thought it was funny. The only problem is it lodged in her esophogas. She thought eating something "bready" like a roll would help dislodge it the next day, and she was scared to tell her parents. She ended up having to go to the emergency room and had to have it removed. Eating something almost caused her to hemorage, and partially blocked her airway. She's had problems eating ever since because of the damage to her esophogeal passage. Consider yourself lucky.

Oh, and if you do turn it into a necklace good luck explaining to women why you keep a tarnished quarter around your neck.

69moneypit · 01-03-2005, 01:42 PM

I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

Stingray42 · 01-03-2005, 02:11 PM

gross...

bigblock73 · 01-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 69moneypit

I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

You didn't read thru the entire thread did you?

jewels. · 01-03-2005, 02:49 PM

crazy and funny thread! thanks for the laugh, guys!

jewels.

SanitysBane · 01-03-2005, 03:22 PM

best thread ever, why don't we have a contest at the end of the year for best thread?

full foot notch · 01-03-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 67cst

i didnt really dig, it came out between turds and i heard it hit the porcelin so i pinched the next one off so i had less floaters to dodge LOL...

hey, i told you to listen for it to hit the porcelin, see wasnt i right?

DennyB · 01-03-2005, 03:51 PM

That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through to steal a quarter.
Couldnt you have just slipped it into your poocket when no one was looking?

dons454s · 01-03-2005, 04:00 PM

I think it will all work out in the end

dons454s · 01-03-2005, 04:03 PM

one more thing.. Bet they dont let you use your quarter next time you play.

**COBALT** · 01-03-2005, 05:09 PM

Paint it brown so everyone will know which quarter NOT to use the next time everyone plays quarters...

....oh wait. I guess you don't need to. Already done.

...was this the face you were making?:

Mike Culpepper · 01-03-2005, 07:05 PM

Great thread!
It reminds me if that thread going around quite a while back on a Jeep forum I think, where a guy got some sort of adhesive (or Rhino lining etc..), on his hands then on his johnson when he took a p*ss. VERY FUNNY!
Mike

67cst · 01-03-2005, 07:33 PM

funny stuff guys...colbalt, i guess i am pretty lucky, glad you didnt post that message while i still had it in my system...i would have been worried even more

Cethern · 01-03-2005, 07:51 PM

I have to say this was the reading for the start of the new year great stuff. I think I hurt myself laughing so hard... But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson.......

jamis · 01-03-2005, 08:46 PM

this should be made into a contest......forget the photo chop contest, lets see who can suck down the largest coin

Longhorn Man · 01-03-2005, 09:06 PM

I'll see your quarter...and raise you a 50 cent piece.

67cst · 01-03-2005, 09:16 PM

where dont have a 50 cent peice but we do have a 2 dollar coin

67cst · 01-03-2005, 09:17 PM

its roughly 1 and 3/16 of an inch diameter

Hooter · 01-03-2005, 10:01 PM

so the question is are you gonna swallow it too?

01-03-2005, 01:30 AM	#103
70CST1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: south central kentucky Posts: 444	i found a book for you to read Guilty Pleasures, Part II: The Joy of Quarter Craps by Ben Dover Last edited by 70CST1; 01-03-2005 at 01:37 AM.

01-03-2005, 12:55 PM	#107
COBALT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 5,817	You're lucky you didn't end up with an ulcer. I have a friend from highschool who accidentally swallowed a quarter during a college party playing quarters. At the time everyone thought it was funny. The only problem is it lodged in her esophogas. She thought eating something "bready" like a roll would help dislodge it the next day, and she was scared to tell her parents. She ended up having to go to the emergency room and had to have it removed. Eating something almost caused her to hemorage, and partially blocked her airway. She's had problems eating ever since because of the damage to her esophogeal passage. Consider yourself lucky. Oh, and if you do turn it into a necklace good luck explaining to women why you keep a tarnished quarter around your neck. __________________ '69 3/4 ton C20 2wd-350ci/TH400 '69 3/4 ton Custom 20 2wd-350ci/4sp Manual '99 2wd 5.7 Chevy Tahoe Seattle, WA.

01-03-2005, 02:11 PM	#109
Stingray42 Woot. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stouffville, Ontario Posts: 2,291	gross... __________________ Clarkson 96 Chevy RCLB 4.3 2WD

01-03-2005, 02:49 PM	#111
jewels. Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Munster, IN Posts: 1,100	crazy and funny thread! thanks for the laugh, guys! jewels. __________________ 68 C10 Red Step 350 my first child & main focus 58 3200 Apache LWB Step the upcoming project

01-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#112
SanitysBane Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lubbock, Texas Posts: 2,121	best thread ever, why don't we have a contest at the end of the year for best thread? __________________ '96 Nissan Pathfinder '02 Firebird Trans Am. '88 K5 Blazer

01-03-2005, 01:25 AM	#102
70CST1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: south central kentucky Posts: 444	i always thought that when someone was talking about quarter craps they were talking about gambling

01-03-2005, 10:52 AM	#105
72gord Never enough time!! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: sw Wisconsin Posts: 601	So how many hours does the digestive system take to process a quarter? This thread is a riot...

01-03-2005, 11:57 AM	#106
sneakysnake It's a catastrophic success. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,077	I know one thing, I aint never playing "Quarters" again no telling where its .........BEEN.

01-03-2005, 01:42 PM	#108
69moneypit Divorced .....WITH KIDS Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: mississippi Posts: 619	I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

01-03-2005, 03:51 PM	#114
DennyB Led Sled! Discs R 4 ME! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toms River, NJ, USA (Transplanted Hoosier) Posts: 7,327	That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through to steal a quarter. Couldnt you have just slipped it into your poocket when no one was looking? __________________ "Never ride faster than your Angel can fly" I.M.O.M,W,J&C Patriot Guard Rider

01-03-2005, 04:00 PM	#115
dons454s Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Claysburg, Pa Posts: 408	I think it will all work out in the end

01-03-2005, 04:03 PM	#116
dons454s Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Claysburg, Pa Posts: 408	one more thing.. Bet they dont let you use your quarter next time you play.

01-03-2005, 05:09 PM	#117
COBALT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 5,817	Paint it brown so everyone will know which quarter NOT to use the next time everyone plays quarters... ....oh wait. I guess you don't need to. Already done. ...was this the face you were making?: Attached Images __________________ '69 3/4 ton C20 2wd-350ci/TH400 '69 3/4 ton Custom 20 2wd-350ci/4sp Manual '99 2wd 5.7 Chevy Tahoe Seattle, WA.

01-03-2005, 07:05 PM	#118
Mike Culpepper Red Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Llano... Texas Hill Country Posts: 448	Great thread! It reminds me if that thread going around quite a while back on a Jeep forum I think, where a guy got some sort of adhesive (or Rhino lining etc..), on his hands then on his johnson when he took a p*ss. VERY FUNNY! Mike __________________ '72 Cheyenne LWB 350/350 "The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time." - Catfish Hunter (commenting on why he was not able to pitch another perfect game).

01-03-2005, 07:33 PM	#119
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	funny stuff guys...colbalt, i guess i am pretty lucky, glad you didnt post that message while i still had it in my system...i would have been worried even more __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724



Register or Log In To remove these advertisements.

01-03-2005, 07:51 PM	#120
Cethern What was I thinking?? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Commerce City Co Posts: 636	I have to say this was the reading for the start of the new year great stuff. I think I hurt myself laughing so hard... But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson....... __________________ 72 K5 that needs lots of parts.. 71 GMC 3/4 4x4 That doesn't need much which is a good thing I don't think I could aford another money pit...

01-03-2005, 08:46 PM	#121
jamis F.A.S.T. president Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,883	this should be made into a contest......forget the photo chop contest, lets see who can suck down the largest coin __________________ F.A.S.T. President and Founder Fabricators for the Advancement of Sawsall Technology "A fear of the Sawsall is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ~Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis"

01-03-2005, 09:06 PM	#122
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,690	I'll see your quarter...and raise you a 50 cent piece.

01-03-2005, 09:16 PM	#123
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	where dont have a 50 cent peice but we do have a 2 dollar coin Attached Images __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-03-2005, 09:17 PM	#124
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	its roughly 1 and 3/16 of an inch diameter __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-03-2005, 10:01 PM	#125
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	so the question is are you gonna swallow it too? __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

Register or Log In To remove these advertisements.