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Looking for TP found Ford calendar
I thought you folks may get a kick out of this. I was on Walmart's website and did a search for toilet paper. The top hit was a Classic Ford Pickups calendar. I kid you not.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
He ain't lyin', I was fooling around a while ago and found the same thing.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
Is it a nicer calendar? You know, a 12 month calendar that equates to 72?
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
I just don't think calendar paper would work too well for your intended purpose.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
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Man, I have fond memories of the Sears Wish Book....
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
That's hilarious. I have weird stuff pop up and my wife gives me a suspicious look. Like a what have you been looking at? look.
Speaking of improvisation. I once took my girl on a romantic picnic out in the woods. It was very nice until mother nature knocked on my back door. (Door #2) ![]() I had to drop a deuce and the clock was ticking big time and I was in the middle of nowhere. The only paper we had was a paper bag. Well desperate times equal desperate measures. So I grabbed the bag and ran into the woods. The biggest problem about having to poop in the woods is that you have to squat. And your feet are directly beneath your business end. That's not good. I ended up hanging off a tree branch with my pants around my ankles and cleaning up with the bag. Disgusting. Hey you've got to do what you've got to do. When I came back my girlfriend was lying on the ground laughing hysterically. Apparently I hadn't run far enough and she had seen me looking ridiculous. What can I say. She still married me.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
I still have my 97 to 03 f-150 chilton repair manual. That f150 I owned years ago may be long gone but maybe I will get the last laugh after all. Backup asswipe for days.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
So, how many days/squares do you use at a time?
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
As many as you need! The calendar is cheap! Somebody needs to start hoarding those calendars and stacking them up in the outhouse.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
Sears catalogs were used because they were abundant and free. Now they are collector's items and Amazon don't send out no catalogs! Thank goodness for LMC!!
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
One you get old enough, you can just use the pages out of those 20,000 page Medicare books that they send out every year.
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
I'm getting a heap of solicitation on that now. What I want to know is how hard is it to make toilet paper? What does it take? I was never a Boy Scout so I don't know. We all have all this paper laying around. Can we just put it in a blender to mince it up then make a mash and... Did someone say mash? Heck, if I'm gonna process anything I'll start up a still!! I get whiskey drunk and I don't care what I wipe muh… uh, well you know
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
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![]() Speaking of calendars, it looks like this year's is going to full of a whole lot of nothing
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Re: Looking for TP found Ford calendar
Hahaha. Even though we have evolved to a level that can communicate on the internet, we still are also just some hairy animals. Would be nice if our dna would clean up the hair down there. It definitely just gets in the way and serves no purpose.
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