Parking the truck

[BowTieOgre]

I always take care to park far enough out to avoid the crowds and far enough away from the cart corral to avoid rogue carts. Sure I walk a little further but its worth it to keep my truck free of dings from the local yahoos...usually. I went to the local home improvement store early Saturday and park WAAYYY out there and when I walk out 15 minutes later I seemed to have attracted a crowd of cars. Keep in mind there are at least a dozen spots closer to the store yet they choose to park right up by my truck AND ive got a passenger side ding from someone who wisely moved after they did it.

What is it about our trucks that attracts door slingers like flies to honey? Feel free to share your stories of the 'ding'bats that got away or ones you've caught and what happened.