swallowed a quarter last night-should i be worried? - Page 5 - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2005, 10:41 PM

Sorry Shawna...I try not to think about that.

**BillGent** · 01-02-2005, 10:49 PM

woohooo! A$$coins! I can hear it now...

"That will be $19.12 sir"

"Heres $20.00"

"Ok excuse me while I get your change..... BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!"

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OR.....

Cashier1: "Wheres Susan? She's not here today."

Casher2: "Oh you didnt hear? She got the squirts..came up short on her register and got fired"

Hooter · 01-02-2005, 11:34 PM

well we have successfully grossed out cowchick in the process. For some reason Im reminded of the poem, Here I sit broken hearted, payed a dime and only farted

silvertonguedevil · 01-02-2005, 11:52 PM

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvertonguedevil

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

I have to agree with that. Throw in a two liter Mtn Dew and dringk it in less than 3 min...I'd bet you'd shoot it out in a matter of 20 min.

modifiedGMC · 01-03-2005, 12:02 AM

Reminds me of a joke I heard once.
There was this truck driver going down the road and stopped to pick up this hitch hiker. After several miles the hitch hiker said "I gotta go take a crap!" And the truck driver said "We're not near an exit " So the hitch hiker said "Well just pull over I gotta go BAD!" So the trucker pulls over to the shoulder and stops. The hitch hiker says " do you have any paper?" The trucker says " No just use a dollar. " So the hitch hiker goes off into the woods. After a little while the hitch hiker comes back to the truck and climbs back in and has crap all over his hands and fingers. The trucker said " didn't I tell you to use a dollar? " The hitch hiker said " yeah, but it's hard with three QUARTERS , TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL !!"

**Canadian694x4** · 01-03-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvertonguedevil

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

OV works well too...I think it's a natural laxative...and I guess you could say it tastes like a$$ too...

Hey, it's now a 5 Star Thread! There should be a Hall Of Fame for Threads like this! Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder Andy joined in with a few good ones

70CST1 · 01-03-2005, 01:25 AM

i always thought that when someone was talking about quarter craps they were talking about gambling

70CST1 · 01-03-2005, 01:30 AM

i found a book for you to read Guilty Pleasures, Part II: The Joy of Quarter Craps by Ben Dover

>X< · 01-03-2005, 12:45 AM

i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk.

68w/sbc406 · 01-03-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by >X<

i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk.

i missed that one, maybe a time for a search.............

67cst · 01-03-2005, 12:57 AM

why wouldnt i post this? anything to amuse my fellow truck buddies...20 min hey andy? wanna make some bets? i say i could do it in 15 min JK

72gord · 01-03-2005, 10:52 AM

So how many hours does the digestive system take to process a quarter? This thread is a riot...

sneakysnake · 01-03-2005, 11:57 AM

I know one thing, I aint never playing "Quarters" again no telling where its .........BEEN.

**COBALT** · 01-03-2005, 12:55 PM

You're lucky you didn't end up with an ulcer. I have a friend from highschool who accidentally swallowed a quarter during a college party playing quarters. At the time everyone thought it was funny. The only problem is it lodged in her esophogas. She thought eating something "bready" like a roll would help dislodge it the next day, and she was scared to tell her parents. She ended up having to go to the emergency room and had to have it removed. Eating something almost caused her to hemorage, and partially blocked her airway. She's had problems eating ever since because of the damage to her esophogeal passage. Consider yourself lucky.

Oh, and if you do turn it into a necklace good luck explaining to women why you keep a tarnished quarter around your neck.

69moneypit · 01-03-2005, 01:42 PM

I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

bigblock73 · 01-03-2005, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 69moneypit

I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

You didn't read thru the entire thread did you?

jewels. · 01-03-2005, 02:49 PM

crazy and funny thread! thanks for the laugh, guys!

jewels.

Stingray42 · 01-03-2005, 02:11 PM

gross...

SanitysBane · 01-03-2005, 03:22 PM

best thread ever, why don't we have a contest at the end of the year for best thread?

DennyB · 01-03-2005, 03:51 PM

That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through to steal a quarter.
Couldnt you have just slipped it into your poocket when no one was looking?

67cst · 01-03-2005, 07:33 PM

funny stuff guys...colbalt, i guess i am pretty lucky, glad you didnt post that message while i still had it in my system...i would have been worried even more

Cethern · 01-03-2005, 07:51 PM

I have to say this was the reading for the start of the new year great stuff. I think I hurt myself laughing so hard... But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson.......

67chevelle · 01-04-2005, 01:25 PM

Actually, It was the famous "How do I get Herculiner Off of My Hootus" thread..

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...threadid=18595

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cethern

But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson.......

Terry Peerson · 01-04-2005, 01:50 PM

Glad to hear that everything "came out" alright "in the end"!

T

01-02-2005, 10:49 PM	#2
BillGent Pretty But Evil Doggy Woggy. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ft Worth Posts: 6,302	woohooo! A$$coins! I can hear it now... "That will be $19.12 sir" "Heres $20.00" "Ok excuse me while I get your change..... BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- OR..... Cashier1: "Wheres Susan? She's not here today." Casher2: "Oh you didnt hear? She got the squirts..came up short on her register and got fired" Last edited by BillGent; 01-02-2005 at 10:55 PM.

01-02-2005, 11:34 PM	#3
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	well we have successfully grossed out cowchick in the process. For some reason Im reminded of the poem, Here I sit broken hearted, payed a dime and only farted __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

01-02-2005, 11:52 PM	#4
silvertonguedevil Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Seaside, Oregon Posts: 1,789	This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard. Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain. __________________ -Greg My Chevy trucks, past and present: 1962 C10 SB Fleetside 1964 C10 LB Fleetside BBW 1966 C10 SB Fleetside 1966 C10 SB Fleetside BBW 1968 C10 SB Fleetside 1971 C10 LB Fleetside 1971 C10 SB Fleetside 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1972 C10 LB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1974 C20 Cheyenne 1979 K5 Blazer Cheyenne 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Custom Deluxe 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Scottsdale 1986 C10 SB Fleetside Silverado 2008 Silverado 1500 4x4 Last edited by silvertonguedevil; 01-02-2005 at 11:55 PM.

01-03-2005, 01:30 AM	#9
70CST1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: south central kentucky Posts: 444	i found a book for you to read Guilty Pleasures, Part II: The Joy of Quarter Craps by Ben Dover Last edited by 70CST1; 01-03-2005 at 01:37 AM.

01-03-2005, 12:45 AM	#10
>X< registered IWATA user Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 4,481	i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk. __________________ -'63 Ford Fairlane 500 coupe, v8, auto, faded and rusty. awaiting built roller 302 and some flat black -'99 Honda Prelude. vtech/5spd. no pipe, no intake, bone stock. awaiting new top end. -01 GMC Yukon SLT 5.3 dented and scratched with a noisy tranny. Take off that Von Dutch hat before i stab you with a 000 Mack.

01-02-2005, 10:41 PM	#1
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,690	Sorry Shawna...I try not to think about that.

01-03-2005, 12:02 AM	#6
modifiedGMC Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Walker Co. Alabama Posts: 474	Reminds me of a joke I heard once. There was this truck driver going down the road and stopped to pick up this hitch hiker. After several miles the hitch hiker said "I gotta go take a crap!" And the truck driver said "We're not near an exit " So the hitch hiker said "Well just pull over I gotta go BAD!" So the trucker pulls over to the shoulder and stops. The hitch hiker says " do you have any paper?" The trucker says " No just use a dollar. " So the hitch hiker goes off into the woods. After a little while the hitch hiker comes back to the truck and climbs back in and has crap all over his hands and fingers. The trucker said " didn't I tell you to use a dollar? " The hitch hiker said " yeah, but it's hard with three QUARTERS , TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL !!"

01-03-2005, 01:25 AM	#8
70CST1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: south central kentucky Posts: 444	i always thought that when someone was talking about quarter craps they were talking about gambling

01-03-2005, 12:57 AM	#12
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	why wouldnt i post this? anything to amuse my fellow truck buddies...20 min hey andy? wanna make some bets? i say i could do it in 15 min JK __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-03-2005, 10:52 AM	#13
72gord Never enough time!! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: sw Wisconsin Posts: 601	So how many hours does the digestive system take to process a quarter? This thread is a riot...

01-03-2005, 11:57 AM	#14
sneakysnake It's a catastrophic success. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,077	I know one thing, I aint never playing "Quarters" again no telling where its .........BEEN.

01-03-2005, 12:55 PM	#15
COBALT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA, USA Posts: 5,817	You're lucky you didn't end up with an ulcer. I have a friend from highschool who accidentally swallowed a quarter during a college party playing quarters. At the time everyone thought it was funny. The only problem is it lodged in her esophogas. She thought eating something "bready" like a roll would help dislodge it the next day, and she was scared to tell her parents. She ended up having to go to the emergency room and had to have it removed. Eating something almost caused her to hemorage, and partially blocked her airway. She's had problems eating ever since because of the damage to her esophogeal passage. Consider yourself lucky. Oh, and if you do turn it into a necklace good luck explaining to women why you keep a tarnished quarter around your neck. __________________ '69 3/4 ton C20 2wd-350ci/TH400 '69 3/4 ton Custom 20 2wd-350ci/4sp Manual '99 2wd 5.7 Chevy Tahoe Seattle, WA.

01-03-2005, 01:42 PM	#16
69moneypit Divorced .....WITH KIDS Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: mississippi Posts: 619	I BET YOU SPINCTOR MUSCLE (RECTUM) WILL BE SORE & OUT OF SHAPE IF YOU PASS IT. Are you gonna dig the .25 out of the toilet because it could stop up the toilet but I 'm not a plummer so I don't know.

01-03-2005, 02:49 PM	#18
jewels. Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Munster, IN Posts: 1,100	crazy and funny thread! thanks for the laugh, guys! jewels. __________________ 68 C10 Red Step 350 my first child & main focus 58 3200 Apache LWB Step the upcoming project

01-03-2005, 02:11 PM	#19
Stingray42 Woot. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stouffville, Ontario Posts: 2,291	gross... __________________ Clarkson 96 Chevy RCLB 4.3 2WD



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01-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#20
SanitysBane Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lubbock, Texas Posts: 2,121	best thread ever, why don't we have a contest at the end of the year for best thread? __________________ '96 Nissan Pathfinder '02 Firebird Trans Am. '88 K5 Blazer

01-03-2005, 03:51 PM	#21
DennyB Led Sled! Discs R 4 ME! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toms River, NJ, USA (Transplanted Hoosier) Posts: 7,327	That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through to steal a quarter. Couldnt you have just slipped it into your poocket when no one was looking? __________________ "Never ride faster than your Angel can fly" I.M.O.M,W,J&C Patriot Guard Rider

01-03-2005, 07:33 PM	#22
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	funny stuff guys...colbalt, i guess i am pretty lucky, glad you didnt post that message while i still had it in my system...i would have been worried even more __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-03-2005, 07:51 PM	#23
Cethern What was I thinking?? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Commerce City Co Posts: 636	I have to say this was the reading for the start of the new year great stuff. I think I hurt myself laughing so hard... But the guy that got the bed liner on his Johnson was a little better, Sorry Derek you'll have to try a .50 next time then you'll be up with the guy with bedliner on his johnson....... __________________ 72 K5 that needs lots of parts.. 71 GMC 3/4 4x4 That doesn't need much which is a good thing I don't think I could aford another money pit...

01-04-2005, 01:50 PM	#25
Terry Peerson Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bonner Springs, KS Posts: 315	Glad to hear that everything "came out" alright "in the end"! T

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