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Putter · 10-05-2005, 10:27 AM

"I think I could $#!T through a screen door and not touch a wire"
"He ain't the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?"

If you happen to fart just before someone walks up, and they mention it.....tell them
"Sorry. I wasn't expecting company"

"Man it's hot. I'm sweatin' like an inmate up for parole!"
"That boy couldn't drive a stick-horse.....he'd back up and break the tail"

A mechanic once got me good....while holding his hands out, he asked....
"Are your hands cleaner than mine?"
(Comparing the two, I replied) "Yes sir"
(He goes...) "Good. Scratch my balls for me!"

"You know what it feels like when you have to pee...REALLLLY bad? Good, feel me and see if I need to pee really bad!"

10-05-2005, 10:27 AM	#1
Putter More Cowbell.... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Puckett, MS Posts: 3,569	"I think I could $#!T through a screen door and not touch a wire" "He ain't the brightest bulb in the lamp, is he?" If you happen to fart just before someone walks up, and they mention it.....tell them "Sorry. I wasn't expecting company" "Man it's hot. I'm sweatin' like an inmate up for parole!" "That boy couldn't drive a stick-horse.....he'd back up and break the tail" A mechanic once got me good....while holding his hands out, he asked.... "Are your hands cleaner than mine?" (Comparing the two, I replied) "Yes sir" (He goes...) "Good. Scratch my balls for me!" "You know what it feels like when you have to pee...REALLLLY bad? Good, feel me and see if I need to pee really bad!" __________________ *There once was a member from Puckett.....Who ( fill in the blank blank blank* ) bucket**



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