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LOHRTBT · 11-26-2002, 01:37 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn 73-87, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The 73-87 erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now its too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing."

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night.

(Author unknown)

I know its a dupe probably....but still funny
Notice I made it topic appropriate!! hehe

bigblock73 · 11-26-2002, 01:51 PM

That was AWESOME!!!!!!

-Jeff

ocbaud · 11-26-2002, 02:19 PM

holy cow! that is funny

Tom · 11-26-2002, 02:20 PM

Its terms are a little off, but still funny and VERY true

c10scotty · 11-26-2002, 05:12 PM

that was pretty good

75stepside · 11-26-2002, 05:53 PM

and that, my friends, was a quality 2 mins of my life

very nice

**swervin ervin** · 11-26-2002, 10:33 PM

Pretty cool. I like.

Although I must admit our truck would probably need a blower to keep up with these tiny pieces of tin.

I remember a thread on a Corvette forum where a guy come barging in bragging about his Honda. One of the preppy vette owners stuck his foot in his mouth and told him his car was crap, in other words. They ended up running each other and the vette guy got his arse stomped.

Crow really tastes bad they say. I don't know myself, just what I've been told. I've never stuck my foot in my mouth.

bigblock73 · 11-27-2002, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swervin ervin
I've never stuck my foot in my mouth.

GAWD!!!!...I sure hope Dave hasn't stuck his foot in his mouth!!

ocbaud · 11-27-2002, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swervin ervin
Pretty cool. I like.

Although I must admit our truck would probably need a blower to keep up with these tiny pieces of tin.

I remember a thread on a Corvette forum where a guy come barging in bragging about his Honda. One of the preppy vette owners stuck his foot in his mouth and told him his car was crap, in other words. They ended up running each other and the vette guy got his arse stomped.

Crow really tastes bad they say. I don't know myself, just what I've been told. I've never stuck my foot in my mouth.

hey, the vette guy hung in there, and half the time he couldnt get traction

Big Paul · 11-27-2002, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigblock73

GAWD!!!!...I sure hope Dave hasn't stuck his foot in his mouth!!

LMFAO!!!

That guy in the Vette that got whooped on by the Honda lives a couple towns away from me.

The Honda was turbocharged, and the guys vette was pretty much stock if I remember correctly. Even still, he shouldn't have stuck his foot in his mouth.....I can't think about that without laughing and picturing Daves jungle feet!

79BIG10 · 11-27-2002, 04:15 AM

Too Funny

!!!

LOHRTBT · 11-27-2002, 10:58 AM

hahah!! YOu can all suck my toes!!

lmao! Yeah the vette was all stock and auto and got a beat down.....but trust me Mike...>I have been representing bigtime for us all!! hehe

The ricers around here are like flies!! I beat them down on a regular basis...not to many serious ones here though.

One night...we were all around talking in a parking lot...I had just told everyone about this little punk in a Fixed up Integra that I laid the smack down on.....about 10 min later, this kid walks up....hey...who owns that truck???....I say me...everyone wonders why.....he says..."Damn man you kicked my (*&$^%#@*) Arse!! hahahaah
THe whole parking lot erupted in laughter~~ !! haha

PHOENIX · 11-27-2002, 12:53 PM

That poem is funny!

11-26-2002, 01:37 PM	#1
LOHRTBT BeWarE tHe eViL CrAnkTOe! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Yukon, OK Posts: 3,605	Twas the night before Rice-mas 'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this darn 73-87, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The 73-87 erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now its too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in a fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing." I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night. (Author unknown) I know its a dupe probably....but still funny Notice I made it topic appropriate!! hehe __________________ ~Dave~ You can call me Mike, Mike Oxlong - 1986 Chevy SWB - Stock for now - *1986 Chevy Custom SWB* *Stolen 6/26/05* - 1985 Chevy SWB SOLD - 1999 T/A Some mods www.cardomain.com/id/ramairdave AIM Screenname - Jester84

11-26-2002, 02:20 PM	#4
Tom driving is in my blood Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Mesa AZ Posts: 5,714	Its terms are a little off, but still funny and VERY true __________________ -78 c10 short/step: 388cid, M20, 5/5 drop, lots more. Playtoy and first vehicle. -98 c1500 x-cab: 5.7L, 17" rims, 5/6 drop, flowmaster, helper bags,NBS rear disk brakes. -02 Suburban 4x4: leveled front -CBR600F4i, CBR600RR, CBR1000RR, and standup skis DISCLAIMER: I cant spell for the life of me.

11-26-2002, 05:12 PM	#5
c10scotty ~THE SILVER BULLET~ Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: WYOMING Posts: 285	that was pretty good __________________ ~1980 c10 chevy scottsdale~ ~2.5/4 drop 305/th350c~

11-26-2002, 10:33 PM	#7
swervin ervin You get what you pay for Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Cherryville, NC Posts: 4,798	Pretty cool. I like. Although I must admit our truck would probably need a blower to keep up with these tiny pieces of tin. I remember a thread on a Corvette forum where a guy come barging in bragging about his Honda. One of the preppy vette owners stuck his foot in his mouth and told him his car was crap, in other words. They ended up running each other and the vette guy got his arse stomped. Crow really tastes bad they say. I don't know myself, just what I've been told. I've never stuck my foot in my mouth. __________________ Mike 1985 Chevy C-10

11-27-2002, 04:15 AM	#11
79BIG10 I'm back with 2nd truck! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 3,775	Too Funny !!! __________________ 1979 Chevrolet Bonanza Big10 "Tootsie Roll" 1985 Chevrolet Silverado (wife's) Member of the Southern Bowties Club "Don't underestimate how sexy a fat man who drinks to excess can be." Homer Simpson

11-26-2002, 01:51 PM	#2
bigblock73 yeller Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 13,826	That was AWESOME!!!!!! -Jeff

11-26-2002, 02:19 PM	#3
ocbaud Garage Queen Material Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 4,129	holy cow! that is funny

11-26-2002, 05:53 PM	#6
75stepside Proud Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 741	and that, my friends, was a quality 2 mins of my life very nice

11-27-2002, 10:58 AM	#12
LOHRTBT BeWarE tHe eViL CrAnkTOe! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Yukon, OK Posts: 3,605	hahah!! YOu can all suck my toes!! lmao! Yeah the vette was all stock and auto and got a beat down.....but trust me Mike...>I have been representing bigtime for us all!! hehe The ricers around here are like flies!! I beat them down on a regular basis...not to many serious ones here though. One night...we were all around talking in a parking lot...I had just told everyone about this little punk in a Fixed up Integra that I laid the smack down on.....about 10 min later, this kid walks up....hey...who owns that truck???....I say me...everyone wonders why.....he says..."Damn man you kicked my (&$^%#@) Arse!! hahahaah THe whole parking lot erupted in laughter~~ !! haha __________________ ~Dave~ You can call me Mike, Mike Oxlong - 1986 Chevy SWB - Stock for now - *1986 Chevy Custom SWB* *Stolen 6/26/05* - 1985 Chevy SWB SOLD - 1999 T/A Some mods www.cardomain.com/id/ramairdave AIM Screenname - Jester84

11-27-2002, 12:53 PM	#13
PHOENIX Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 4,703	That poem is funny! __________________ * AVOID: LOPER'S PERMORANCE / LOPERSPEED.COM OF PHOENIX, AZ & COTTMAN TRANSMISSION *



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