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02-27-2004, 02:36 PM
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New KISS Band
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Location: South Carolina
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Read This Its A Good Joke ENJOY!!!!!
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If your not sure what a 710 is, click here. http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg 
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02-27-2004, 02:55 PM
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I love doing it topless
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that's great.
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02-27-2004, 04:07 PM
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New KISS Band
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Yeah I thought it was pretty good
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02-27-2004, 04:12 PM
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Straight jacket required
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Location: OKC, OK
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You got to be kidding!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!! that is too funny
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1968 C10 Short Stepper 350/350 A/C P/S P/B Front disc 3/5 static/ 12bolt rear 3:73 1979 Pontiac Trans Am 10th Anniversary/455/4spd 2011 H-D Street Glide - CAMMED n lowered Dad always said,"Son, if you can't be good...be good at it." 
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02-27-2004, 11:02 PM
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I am a Referee of life.
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Location: Greensboro N.C.
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Well gas prices are high so to see who's making all the $$$.
Take your handy pocket calculator and type in 710 77345 Now flip it top to bottom and you'll know.
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02-27-2004, 11:23 PM
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Quote:
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02-28-2004, 01:17 AM
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Blazerless:-(
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Location: Olympia WA
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It spells out SHELL OIL right!:p
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02-28-2004, 01:34 AM
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Location: Edgewood New Mexico
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lmao
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02-28-2004, 10:04 AM
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Location: Denver
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thats funny.... not sure on whether that would be a play on words or numbers, ill go with numbers... lol...
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02-28-2004, 02:22 PM
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Blondy...
wish I coulda been there.
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thx, JDY |
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02-28-2004, 04:25 PM
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Location: Ramona, CA
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should have told her that her headlamp fluid needs to be changed...........of course you recomend the halogen type fluid.....
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02-28-2004, 07:55 PM
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Pick'n up the pieces!
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Location: Marietta, Oklahoma
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That musta been the gal that came into a station that I was at when i was a teenager and said she needed the air changed in her tires! Good joke, gotto show this one to the wife. Danny
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02-29-2004, 03:29 AM
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Location: Yorktown, VA
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hahaha.. thats by far the best joke i've read on here so far. the sad part is that girls in general are really that clueless.
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