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Old 08-12-2024, 09:18 PM   #2476
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Old 08-13-2024, 10:20 AM   #2477
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Old 08-13-2024, 09:14 PM   #2478
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I thought they gave you a Puppy so you didn’t have to walk home alone. LOL
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Old Yesterday, 03:50 PM   #2481
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They used to give you a pair of sneakers for the walk home. Guess that's for breaking down close by. Now you practically get a recliner if you are further away!
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Two blonde friends were at a coffee shop and a nearby customer kept noticing them high-fiving each other every few minutes and saying "Only 13-days".

Finally, the customer approaches the blondes and asks them the significance of their celebrating "Only 13 days".

One of the blondes proudly explained that they were vacationing together and had finished a difficult puzzle during their stay.

The customer commented that the puzzle must have been pretty challenging if it took two people 13-days to complete it.

The girls both nodded in agreement and boasted that right on the puzzle box it read 2-4 Years!!!
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