Good jokes, lets hear them.

[Getter-Done]

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
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Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
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How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
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What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
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Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)

[CG]

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
-
Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
-
How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
-
What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
-

Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)

All excellent, thanks!

[Boog]

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
-
Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
-
How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
-
What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
-

Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)