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**Steeveedee** · 12-16-2024, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

We were all at a fishing resort. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.

As for snoring, my FiL (Bob, believe it or not). Snored really loudly...enough that his wife slept in a different room until her hearing failed. One time, we were camping at Four Corners- where Arizona, Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico come together- and the parents-in-law were over the state line. Wife and I were in our trailer a good 50 feet away and had a hard time sleeping. We've called it "Interstate Snoring" ever since.

**Boog** · 12-18-2024, 08:49 AM

deep

**Boog** · 12-18-2024, 08:58 AM

age

CG · 12-18-2024, 08:05 PM

...

**Boog** · 12-19-2024, 10:59 PM

Luke

**Boog** · 12-19-2024, 11:06 PM

box seats

**Boog** · 12-19-2024, 11:08 PM

drones mystery solved!

**Steeveedee** · 12-19-2024, 11:32 PM

^

So true!

My take- unless people are coming back with stories of colonoscopies, I'm not worried about those drones.

**richard2717** · Yesterday, 11:31 AM

tip

**Boog** · Yesterday, 12:03 PM

I'll have a V8

12-18-2024, 08:49 AM	#2902
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread deep Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-18-2024, 08:58 AM	#2903
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread age Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-18-2024, 08:05 PM	#2904
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,019	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

12-19-2024, 10:59 PM	#2905
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread Luke Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-19-2024, 11:06 PM	#2906
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread box seats Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-19-2024, 11:08 PM	#2907
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread drones mystery solved! Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-19-2024, 11:32 PM	#2908
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,673	Re: Joke Thread ^ So true! My take- unless people are coming back with stories of colonoscopies, I'm not worried about those drones. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

Yesterday, 11:31 AM	#2909
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Yesterday, 12:03 PM	#2910
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,513	Re: Joke Thread I'll have a V8 Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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