Good jokes, lets hear them.

[Getter-Done]

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
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Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
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How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
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What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
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Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)

[CG]

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
-
Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
-
How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
-
What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
-

Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)

All excellent, thanks!

[Boog]

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
-
Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?
A: Mistle-toad
-
How much does Santa pay for parking?
Nothing, it's on the house.
-
What do they call snowmen in Hawaii?

Water
-

Risky Joke of the week:

What carol do they sing in a Mental Hospital?

Do you hear what I hear.

(If you're offended, don't come at me, I'm on vacation.)

[Getter-Done]

What's a spiders New Year's resolution?

Spending less time on the web.
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Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year's Eve.

It's December 31st.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.
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What's the Grinch's least favorite Band?

The Who
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Why was Santa's little helper so sad?

Because he had low elf esteem.


May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. I'll see you all next year (with the same terrible jokes)!

[Boog]

Dec 30

[weq92f]

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Two ropes walk into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here" and they were made to leave. One rope ties himself into a knot and frays out one of his ends and walks back into the bar. Bartender says "Hey, aren't you a rope?" and the rope replied "nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

hehe