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My 1997 Camry has over 300K miles on it, no leaks and passes smog with no problem. I drive it daily and will continue to do so until it’s dead. Maybe if Toyota still built cars like this or offered anything at a decent price I’d consider a new one.
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'New' enough to still have EFI technology w/o every freaking thing needing to communicate together (PCM's to BCM's to ECU) in order for the vehicle to even move. It seems there's so much electronic or computer-controlled things that go wrong on 'new' cars that it's just not worth it. My GF's 2019 Grand Cherokee has no ability to check the trans fluid level. It requires a dealership tech to access the computers. It now suffers from the dreaded hard-shift dilemma they are notorious for (low speed downshifts from 3>2>1 which is the solenoids receiving communication commands from the PCM). Same vehicle..... Trying to back-up w/a 'temporarily' parked car behind us? Sensors automatically keep the vehicle 'braking' to avoid a collision. Annoying AF.
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Oh I hear ya on all the electricals. A car (some) with a dead battery cannot be removed from Park to push it out of the way. It has an electric lock on the shifter.
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A guy said he was going to go wash his long horn. I naturally assumed he meant his truck. I guess he didn't.
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What do you call a Bouncer at a Gay Bar?
A flame Thrower
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