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**Ol Blue K20** · 02-10-2025, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

locked on

CG · 02-10-2025, 06:03 PM

Another jab at the cyber truck =)

**Steeveedee** · 02-10-2025, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CG

Another jab at the cyber truck =)

Not too far off the mark!

**Boog** · 02-10-2025, 10:52 PM

Boohoo

**Boog** · 02-10-2025, 11:10 PM

Be positive

**Boog** · 02-10-2025, 11:12 PM

Mayhem

**Boog** · 02-10-2025, 11:25 PM

Remember when

**Boog** · 02-10-2025, 11:27 PM

Woo

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 02-11-2025, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Woo

My Dad taught me this little diddy

Said the Little Banti Rooster to the Little Banti Hen
I ain’t had any since I don’t know when
So Ruffle your Feathers and Lift up your Tail
I’m going to get a Little if I gotta go to Jail

**Boog** · 02-16-2025, 03:45 PM

could be better

**Boog** · 02-16-2025, 03:51 PM

you didn't see that?

**Getter-Done** · 02-16-2025, 04:51 PM

How do you make Seven even?

Take away the S.
_

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

_

What do you call a pig that practices karate?

Pork Chop

_

**Getter-Done** · 02-18-2025, 10:57 AM

What is Forrest Gump's password?

one Forrest one.

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 02-18-2025, 04:16 PM

Why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund ?

He wanted to “Get A Long Little Doggie”

Ouch

**Steeveedee** · 02-18-2025, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Boohoo

Most of us is right! My FiL could sit on the bank of a lake or stream and catch his limit of 5 trout in less than an hour. Everybody around him (including me) was getting one, or skunked and/or angry.

The good part of that is that we got to eat the ones he caught. I think I've caught maybe twenty fish in my whole life.

Myself · 02-18-2025, 09:32 PM

I wish I had something to contribute but I guess I'm not funny.......in fact, my wife tells me that on a regular basis.. Last night for instance, I was feelin' frisky and rolled over to my wife rubbin' her shoulder and kissin' on her neck......tryin to get some lovin'. She rolls over and says "Not tonight, I have a doctors appointment in the morning and want to feel "clean". I was like "oh, OK" but honestly felt a bit rejected. I laid there and thought about it a little bit, then I said "I don't suppose you have a dentist appointment too huh??"

**Boog** · Yesterday, 01:42 PM

Eggs $

**Boog** · Yesterday, 01:45 PM

Run!

**Getter-Done** · Yesterday, 09:19 PM

(Cold Case Still Not Solved)

This year Marks 25 years of one of the

{ Greatest Cold Cases } in the Entire Music Industry.

And Investigators are still Asking????

Who let Those Dogs out?

**Getter-Done** · Yesterday, 09:25 PM

What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is Heavy and one is a little Lighter.

**Steeveedee** · Yesterday, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getter-Done

(Cold Case Still Not Solved)

This year Marks 25 years of one of the

{ Greatest Cold Cases } in the Entire Music Industry.

And Investigators are still Asking????

Who let Those Dogs out?

Ehh, I have NO idea what you are talking about.

**Stocker** · Today, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Ehh, I have NO idea what you are talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

**Getter-Done** · Today, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stocker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

Thanks for clearing that up.

**Getter-Done** · Today, 08:26 AM

There's an ancient neolithic monument dedicated to dad jokes.

Groanhenge
-
What do you call a naked bear?

A bare.
-
Where do cow farts come from?

The dairy air.
-
What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

02-10-2025, 06:03 PM	#52
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02-10-2025, 10:52 PM	#54
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Boohoo Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-10-2025, 11:10 PM	#55
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Be positive Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-10-2025, 11:12 PM	#56
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Mayhem Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-10-2025, 11:25 PM	#57
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Remember when Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-10-2025, 11:27 PM	#58
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Woo Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-16-2025, 03:45 PM	#60
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. could be better Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-16-2025, 03:51 PM	#61
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. you didn't see that? Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-16-2025, 04:51 PM	#62
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,572	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. How do you make Seven even? Take away the S. _ Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent. _ What do you call a pig that practices karate? Pork Chop _ __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

02-18-2025, 10:57 AM	#63
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,572	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. What is Forrest Gump's password? one Forrest one. __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

02-18-2025, 04:16 PM	#64
1970 CST Short Wide Senior Moment Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pittsburg Ca Posts: 4,210	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Why did the Cowboy get a Dachshund ? He wanted to “Get A Long Little Doggie” Ouch __________________ 1970 CST LS 1 6 speed Ford 9 inch Detroit Tru Track, Dakota Didgital, Vintage Air, QA1 Coil Overs Front & Rear Lots of FUN 2013 GMC PU, Oldest Son 71 GMC LWB. QA1 Suspension, Angry SB. Youngest Son 2017 Toyota SUV Daughters car 2018 Traverse , Wife’s Ride Pittsburg Ca 94565 Last edited by 1970 CST Short Wide; 02-18-2025 at 08:57 PM.

02-18-2025, 09:32 PM	#66
Myself Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Northern Arkansas Posts: 1,159	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. I wish I had something to contribute but I guess I'm not funny.......in fact, my wife tells me that on a regular basis.. Last night for instance, I was feelin' frisky and rolled over to my wife rubbin' her shoulder and kissin' on her neck......tryin to get some lovin'. She rolls over and says "Not tonight, I have a doctors appointment in the morning and want to feel "clean". I was like "oh, OK" but honestly felt a bit rejected. I laid there and thought about it a little bit, then I said "I don't suppose you have a dentist appointment too huh??"

Yesterday, 01:42 PM	#67
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Eggs $ Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

Yesterday, 01:45 PM	#68
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,613	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Run! Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

Yesterday, 09:19 PM	#69
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Yesterday, 09:25 PM	#70
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,572	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is Heavy and one is a little Lighter. __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

Today, 08:26 AM	#74
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,572	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. There's an ancient neolithic monument dedicated to dad jokes. Groanhenge - What do you call a naked bear? A bare. - Where do cow farts come from? The dairy air. - What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart. __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

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