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![]() Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: TN.
Posts: 9,870
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Re: Jokes MMXXV
The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
- I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is much quieter. - I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above. - If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. - My wife said, "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said, "No, I keep telling them it's for you." - Last night, I accidentally superglued my thumb and finger together. It'll be okay for a while. - Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. It’s my face. - A genie granted me one wish, so I wished to be happy. Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine. - I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out of my face. This is becoming a real problem for me at work...
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