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The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
- I have a pet tree. It's a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is much quieter. - I told my teenage son that when I was his age, I used to get 10 CDs in the mail for a penny. I don't know if he thought I was lying about what a CD was, what a penny was, what the mail was, or all of the above. - If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. - My wife said, "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said, "No, I keep telling them it's for you." - Last night, I accidentally superglued my thumb and finger together. It'll be okay for a while. - Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. Its my face. - A genie granted me one wish, so I wished to be happy. Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine. - I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out of my face. This is becoming a real problem for me at work...
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02-25-2026, 04:55 PM
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02-26-2026, 07:35 AM
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02-26-2026, 12:10 PM
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02-28-2026, 04:15 PM
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I tried to find the full version of this song, no luck. I found it amusing =)
http://www.youtube.com/shorts/QwamWY3fq4w Hmm thought I posted this correctly so you could just click on the vid.
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02-28-2026, 06:50 PM
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03-03-2026, 11:34 PM
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money saver
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Better watch out, though. Someone from Meal Team Six may take notice.
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03-06-2026, 02:10 PM
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I really got to get up to the garage and work on the Bug but it's hard to get motivated when you're retired. 😴
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03-06-2026, 03:02 PM
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03-06-2026, 07:02 PM
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What do Spiders in France eat ? French Flies
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03-08-2026, 04:51 PM
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Hey I got two older sisters around here someplace.
ETA: ...yea it didn't work. 
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03-09-2026, 10:38 AM
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03-10-2026, 04:47 PM
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Well,, they did take a bit of time but now its all set for daylight savings time
Whew !
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03-10-2026, 04:47 PM
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03-10-2026, 05:44 PM
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Oh, I forgot that. Hmmm. So was it something important? Will she notice?
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03-12-2026, 09:54 PM
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Sorry, I'm late. Traffic was exactly the same as it's been the past five years, and I wasn't expecting that.
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03-18-2026, 03:44 PM
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03-18-2026, 04:11 PM
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I picture a guy with all the luxurious toys and possessions and a beautiful home etc. and he's never there to enjoy any of it because he's working his tail off to try to keep it all.
Probably not really a joke but I couldn't think of any place else to put it and it jumped out at me. |
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03-19-2026, 08:51 PM
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Q: Would you hit a man with glasses?
A: No, I don't think glasses are a very effective weapon.
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03-23-2026, 07:42 AM
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Why is it when ever some one takes my picher ,,they take it when i dont have my teeth in?
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good ones
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