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**Canadian694x4** · 01-02-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy70C-10

Dude, If I had a dime for every time I swallowed a dime.....Hmmmmm, I have an idea, I'll be right back.

Randy LMAO!

GMC AMI · 01-02-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 67cst

i just ate a chicken burger and poutine from kfc..that should speed up the process

NOW, that really scares me!

MandarinSixSeven · 01-02-2005, 04:41 PM

You could make some money selling it on Ebay I bet...

RAT-AT-TACH · 01-02-2005, 04:55 PM

ive heard the saying "leave a quarter on the seat" but dude you really dont have to go that far!

.......Bought ****

sneakysnake · 01-02-2005, 06:44 PM

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild.

The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No. What did that stupid sh!t do this time?", says the patron.

"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender.

"Yeah, well I hope it kills the little f#%er because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron.

The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again.

While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar.

He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks.

"What now?", responds the patron.

"Well, he stuck a grape up his a$$, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.

"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

*Randy70C-10* · 01-02-2005, 06:48 PM

Now THAT"S funny!!

LUV2XCLR8 · 01-02-2005, 06:52 PM

LMFAOAROTF

**Canadian694x4** · 01-02-2005, 07:35 PM

Now I can't possibly LMFAO any harder!!! This should be a 5 star thread lol..

70CST1 · 01-02-2005, 07:51 PM

THIS IS A TRUE STICKY THREAD

86SILVERADO · 01-02-2005, 08:15 PM

I haven't laughed this hard since... Well, Nevermind. Anyway there should be a hilarious thread hall of fame on the board. I nominate this one.

67cst · 01-02-2005, 08:45 PM

haha that monkey joke is awesome

you guys make me feel so special LOL

*Randy70C-10* · 01-02-2005, 08:52 PM

I don't know about special, but you were worth at least a quarter until you took a crap earlier.

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 67cst

...im pretty relieved that is over with, it was in the back of my head all afternoon...

It was in the back of your HEAD???? Was your head up your ass?

I think thread this will go down in the annals of history. Or drop out.

3100 special · 01-02-2005, 09:50 PM

Now that was funny!!!!!!

*Slams_58* · 01-02-2005, 10:31 PM

K so has anyone else here wondered how many times they've gotten change at the store that has come out of someone's ass?

LUV2XCLR8 · 01-02-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Slams_58

K so has anyone else here wondered how many times they've gotten change at the store that has come out of someone's ass?

NO, BUT IF I GET ANY CANADIAN COINS I'LL KNOW WHO 2 CALL

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2005, 10:41 PM

Sorry Shawna...I try not to think about that.

**BillGent** · 01-02-2005, 10:49 PM

woohooo! A$$coins! I can hear it now...

"That will be $19.12 sir"

"Heres $20.00"

"Ok excuse me while I get your change..... BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!"

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OR.....

Cashier1: "Wheres Susan? She's not here today."

Casher2: "Oh you didnt hear? She got the squirts..came up short on her register and got fired"

Hooter · 01-02-2005, 11:34 PM

well we have successfully grossed out cowchick in the process. For some reason Im reminded of the poem, Here I sit broken hearted, payed a dime and only farted

silvertonguedevil · 01-02-2005, 11:52 PM

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2005, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by silvertonguedevil

This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard.

Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain.

I have to agree with that. Throw in a two liter Mtn Dew and dringk it in less than 3 min...I'd bet you'd shoot it out in a matter of 20 min.

modifiedGMC · 01-03-2005, 12:02 AM

Reminds me of a joke I heard once.
There was this truck driver going down the road and stopped to pick up this hitch hiker. After several miles the hitch hiker said "I gotta go take a crap!" And the truck driver said "We're not near an exit " So the hitch hiker said "Well just pull over I gotta go BAD!" So the trucker pulls over to the shoulder and stops. The hitch hiker says " do you have any paper?" The trucker says " No just use a dollar. " So the hitch hiker goes off into the woods. After a little while the hitch hiker comes back to the truck and climbs back in and has crap all over his hands and fingers. The trucker said " didn't I tell you to use a dollar? " The hitch hiker said " yeah, but it's hard with three QUARTERS , TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL !!"

>X< · 01-03-2005, 12:45 AM

i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk.

68w/sbc406 · 01-03-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by >X<

i cant believe you posted this. funniest thing i've read since the guy who got bedliner on his junk.

i missed that one, maybe a time for a search.............

67cst · 01-03-2005, 12:57 AM

why wouldnt i post this? anything to amuse my fellow truck buddies...20 min hey andy? wanna make some bets? i say i could do it in 15 min JK

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01-02-2005, 04:55 PM	#79
RAT-AT-TACH Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: shawnigan lake b.c. canada Posts: 287	ive heard the saying "leave a quarter on the seat" but dude you really dont have to go that far! .......Bought **** __________________ who says moneys not everything....try running a rat!

01-02-2005, 06:52 PM	#82
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01-02-2005, 07:35 PM	#83
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01-02-2005, 08:15 PM	#85
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01-02-2005, 06:44 PM	#80
sneakysnake It's a catastrophic success. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 2,077	A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No. What did that stupid sh!t do this time?", says the patron. "Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little f#%er because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron. The guy finishes his drink and leaves. Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his a$$, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper. "Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

01-02-2005, 06:48 PM	#81
Randy70C-10 Account Suspended Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Va. U.S.A. Posts: 15,320	Now THAT"S funny!!

01-02-2005, 07:51 PM	#84
70CST1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: south central kentucky Posts: 444	THIS IS A TRUE STICKY THREAD

01-02-2005, 08:45 PM	#86
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	haha that monkey joke is awesome you guys make me feel so special LOL __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-02-2005, 08:52 PM	#87
Randy70C-10 Account Suspended Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Va. U.S.A. Posts: 15,320	I don't know about special, but you were worth at least a quarter until you took a crap earlier.

01-02-2005, 09:50 PM	#89
3100 special Street Rod Dreamin' Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Work:Batam, Indonesia/ Home:League City, Texas Posts: 1,241	Now that was funny!!!!!! __________________ 1954 Chevy 3100 Panel Truck 2004 GMC Yukon 2007 GMC Sierra 4X4 "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it." Benjamin Franklin, On the Price of Corn and Management of the Poor, November 1776

01-02-2005, 10:31 PM	#90
Slams_58 Account Suspended Join Date: May 2002 Location: I let ya know as soon as I know Posts: 3,593	K so has anyone else here wondered how many times they've gotten change at the store that has come out of someone's ass?

01-02-2005, 10:41 PM	#92
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,690	Sorry Shawna...I try not to think about that.

01-02-2005, 10:49 PM	#93
BillGent Pretty But Evil Doggy Woggy. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ft Worth Posts: 6,302	woohooo! A$$coins! I can hear it now... "That will be $19.12 sir" "Heres $20.00" "Ok excuse me while I get your change..... BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!" ----------------------------------------------------------------- OR..... Cashier1: "Wheres Susan? She's not here today." Casher2: "Oh you didnt hear? She got the squirts..came up short on her register and got fired" Last edited by BillGent; 01-02-2005 at 10:55 PM.

01-02-2005, 11:34 PM	#94
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	well we have successfully grossed out cowchick in the process. For some reason Im reminded of the poem, Here I sit broken hearted, payed a dime and only farted __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life



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01-02-2005, 11:52 PM	#95
silvertonguedevil Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Seaside, Oregon Posts: 1,789	This is seriously the funniest sh!t I've ever heard. Next time you've got a quarter you need to pass, try Taco Bell and Busch Light. It'll be in such a hurry to come out that it'll chip the porcelain. __________________ -Greg My Chevy trucks, past and present: 1962 C10 SB Fleetside 1964 C10 LB Fleetside BBW 1966 C10 SB Fleetside 1966 C10 SB Fleetside BBW 1968 C10 SB Fleetside 1971 C10 LB Fleetside 1971 C10 SB Fleetside 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne 1972 C10 SB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1972 C10 LB Fleetside Cheyenne Super 1974 C20 Cheyenne 1979 K5 Blazer Cheyenne 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Custom Deluxe 1982 K10 SB Fleetside Scottsdale 1986 C10 SB Fleetside Silverado 2008 Silverado 1500 4x4 Last edited by silvertonguedevil; 01-02-2005 at 11:55 PM.

01-03-2005, 12:02 AM	#97
modifiedGMC Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Walker Co. Alabama Posts: 474	Reminds me of a joke I heard once. There was this truck driver going down the road and stopped to pick up this hitch hiker. After several miles the hitch hiker said "I gotta go take a crap!" And the truck driver said "We're not near an exit " So the hitch hiker said "Well just pull over I gotta go BAD!" So the trucker pulls over to the shoulder and stops. The hitch hiker says " do you have any paper?" The trucker says " No just use a dollar. " So the hitch hiker goes off into the woods. After a little while the hitch hiker comes back to the truck and climbs back in and has crap all over his hands and fingers. The trucker said " didn't I tell you to use a dollar? " The hitch hiker said " yeah, but it's hard with three QUARTERS , TWO DIMES AND A NICKEL !!"

01-03-2005, 12:45 AM	#98
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01-03-2005, 12:57 AM	#100
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	why wouldnt i post this? anything to amuse my fellow truck buddies...20 min hey andy? wanna make some bets? i say i could do it in 15 min JK __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

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