Ford Jokes

[onetoncrewcab]

A buddy emailed this to me because I ticked him off when I switched my crewcab over to a F**d. I found some of them sort of funny. I had to clean up some of the language though.
MJ

Why do people buy Fords?
Because they can't spell Chevrolet.
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You know the best thing Ford did. They circled their problem.
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Hey, did you hear about the 2006 ford F-150's?
They've got heated tailgates on 'em so your hands won't get cold
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F- F***** (figure it out yourself)
O- Only
R- Rolls
D- Downhill
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A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan,

"Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man

" Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly,

" Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!
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WHAT DO U CALL A FORD WITH TWIN EXHAUSTS???
a wheelbarrow
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Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
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A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
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HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
A shopping cart sure is a lot easier to push
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SPEED LIMIT SIGNS?
MAXIMUM SPEED LIMIT ------65 MILES PER HR.
FORDS DO THE BEST YOU CAN