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02-28-2005, 04:51 PM
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Half a bubble off!
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Poker game at the retirement village.
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers thru the door and asks what he wants? Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a Poker game and is afraid to come home. "Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife. "I'll go tell him." says Goldberg
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02-28-2005, 08:19 PM
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02-28-2005, 09:39 PM
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Designated A-hole!
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02-28-2005, 09:59 PM
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That is so true, I currently work at a place where task are required, but no one can tell me why, or show me the rule that governs the task. The answer is "We have always done it that way!" Hence, "Practice takes prescedence over policy"
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02-28-2005, 10:27 PM
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how did the above post of mine get here, I was on the "How company policy got started" thread?
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02-28-2005, 10:33 PM
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