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69GMC910 · 01-01-2007, 11:46 PM

SOME #@*#@#*!#$& JUST CRACKED ABOUT HALF A DOZEN EGGS IN MY BROTHERS 80 BUICK REGAL GAS TANK. What will most likely happen?

Longhorn Man · 01-01-2007, 11:51 PM

he'll get his ass kicked one day when he gets busted

69GMC910 · 01-02-2007, 12:02 AM

We know who did it, but we'd rather he gets evicted than have to activate his dental plan. The tank was almost empty when he did it, so we filled up immediately. will the eggs break down in the gas, or is it gonna plug **** up pretty fast?

910

IvelDesigns · 01-02-2007, 12:20 AM

why would you fill it with gas? i would think that as they went down the fuel line, and then to the filter, it would plug up. especially with the shells.

my thought would be to pull the tank and flush it out.

you could start by beating him over the head with the tank to loosen up anything stuck to the inside.

or, you could just light the contents on fire and have scrambled eggs??

sorry, couldn't help myself there....

krue · 01-02-2007, 12:28 AM

I'd drop the tank before I did anything else.

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2007, 12:30 AM

i'm not a violent person, but I'd kick his teeth in with some steel toed boots.
Then drop the tank and flush it.
Egg shells would probably ruin the cylinder walls if they made it that far. I could see seriouse clogging to the fuel screen on the pick up, the filter, the pump, the carb...
kick his ass

69GMC910 · 01-02-2007, 12:35 AM

**** do I wish we lived in Texas. The next time that mother****er walked up to my brothers door to make a noise complaint @ 1 in the afternoon for simply walking (he lives in the basement suite) there'd be one hell of a "self defense" ass whoopin.

69GMC910 · 01-02-2007, 12:37 AM

On top of that, we don't know what else he dumped in the tank before the eggs, if anything.

masterbeavis · 01-02-2007, 12:41 AM

at least he didn't use mothballs???

blacktruck · 01-02-2007, 01:05 AM

i've got absolutely no kind of use for people like that.

69GMC910 · 01-02-2007, 01:22 AM

I agree, anyone who ****s with your vehicle better be ready to be ****ed with face to face.

krue · 01-02-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by blacktruck

i've got absolutely no kind of use for people like that.

Speed bump on the interstate comes to mind.

pimperout · 01-02-2007, 01:31 AM

intensive care would be that piece of s**t's home for a month or so after i got done with him
pple like that make me so

angery

72armyswbtruck · 01-02-2007, 02:32 AM

That's what I call a POS

muddpile · 01-02-2007, 02:40 AM

I think a locking gas cap, a tank flush, and a really big stick are in order. Good luck!

Longhorn Man · 01-02-2007, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by masterbeavis

at least he didn't use mothballs???

That's not all that bad, old racer trick is to toss a couple in the tank every fill up to bump up the octain. It is rough on the motor, but nothing like an egg shell.

68GMC454 · 01-02-2007, 11:25 AM

man i would nebr have put more gas in it...either remove and clean out old tank,,or go get another one from somewhere...save and strain old gas for lawn mower use during sumer...also for neighbor,,i recommned a gallon of aircraft paint stripper and 4 inch paint brush...or a walk by brake fluid throw...
not to say i have ever doen any of this ever,,but either or does work pretty effectivly..but mainly i had a customer that owed me for a landscapeing job..after 1 /12 yrs of trying to collect, i just happened to catch his car in the drive way..i love paint stripper...he know i did it,,but cant prove it...it was my fualt for taking the job before i got liscensed to do that kinda work...oh well,,DONT DO ANYTHING TO BREAK THE LAW, and now adays you could get killed over somthing stupid, so best to just get another tank, and wait for revenge when you move..

brak · 01-02-2007, 02:07 PM

Personally, i'd siphon out what's in the tank, pull it and have it flushed.

Can you prove that mofo did it?

Throw some bologna on his car, and see if the oil really makes the paint bubble up

Pickles · 01-02-2007, 02:17 PM

imo...2 wrongs do not make a right...let the law take care of it. not worth going to jail or getting killed over.

msgross · 01-02-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 69GMC910

On top of that, we don't know what else he dumped in the tank before the eggs, if anything.

Bacon and Ham maybe? I guess that would be Bacon and Canadian Bacon

sorry but I had too.... I would drop the tank, drain the gas (tempting to dump it on his ride, but it's the revenge that the cops always find out about) send the bill to oyur landlord and tell him that the co-tenant did it. Some leases have clauses against breaking the law, might get him evicted. Then hide your car and padlock your belongings until he moves...

65-72 chevytoys · 01-02-2007, 03:02 PM

I agree let the cops handle it and have the person arrested for destruction of property and make then sue them to pay for the cost of damages.

piecesparts · 01-02-2007, 05:13 PM

I guess I am a real a$$, I would take the tank off and probably invite the fellow to clean it out or be physically induced into a horizontal condition. The fellow seems to like doing things like this and should relaize the errors of his ways.

72chevy327 · 01-02-2007, 10:07 PM

put break fluid all over his car. then while hes looking at his f'ed up paint you give him a good ass kicking. or you could break all 10 of his fingers and see what he can do then.

masterbeavis · 01-03-2007, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Longhorn Man

That's not all that bad, old racer trick is to toss a couple in the tank every fill up to bump up the octain. It is rough on the motor, but nothing like an egg shell.

The keyword in that sentence is a "couple." A whole boat load of them would be interesting to see. An eggshel the filter can stop(and stop the filtering eventually,) Its the white/yoke hardening up with heat that would make life really fun(asuming it can get past the pickup screen, if it still exists)

Psycho71 · 01-03-2007, 08:33 PM

For revenge, as everyone else has already given such great advice, go to the local store that sells hunting products. Buy you some skunk cover scent. Looks good already, huh? Get a syringe with a small needle (like a diabetic would use). Fill the syringe with the skunk scent. Go up to 'ol boy's car and insert the needle thru the weather stripping around the window. Squeeze until empty. Walk away laughing.

If you do this he will never be able to sit in that car again (especially in the summer), and no-one will ever buy it from him either. He will end up scrapping it.

It works!

Being the over-reactive person that I am, if I were your brother, I'd be out on bail right now. Having been charged with aggravated assault. I'd have beat his a$$ til he didn't even know his own name.

Jay

01-01-2007, 11:46 PM	#1
69GMC910 MOTORHEAD! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Devon AB, Canada Posts: 849	Eggs In The Gas Tank SOME #@#@#!#$& JUST CRACKED ABOUT HALF A DOZEN EGGS IN MY BROTHERS 80 BUICK REGAL GAS TANK. What will most likely happen? __________________ 82 GMC High Sierra VortecPro 496 12 Bolt, 3.42's AFR 265 Holley 850 Performer RPM Air Gap Hooker 2455's TCI Turbo 400 Super Street Fighter TRRC 12 Bolt Eaton Posi Mark Williams Axles Cal-Tracs Hoosier 30x10.5 Radial Slick Full weight long box pickup Current best- 11.33@117mph

01-01-2007, 11:51 PM	#2
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,693	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank he'll get his ass kicked one day when he gets busted

01-02-2007, 12:02 AM	#3
69GMC910 MOTORHEAD! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Devon AB, Canada Posts: 849	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank We know who did it, but we'd rather he gets evicted than have to activate his dental plan. The tank was almost empty when he did it, so we filled up immediately. will the eggs break down in the gas, or is it gonna plug **** up pretty fast? 910 __________________ 82 GMC High Sierra VortecPro 496 12 Bolt, 3.42's AFR 265 Holley 850 Performer RPM Air Gap Hooker 2455's TCI Turbo 400 Super Street Fighter TRRC 12 Bolt Eaton Posi Mark Williams Axles Cal-Tracs Hoosier 30x10.5 Radial Slick Full weight long box pickup Current best- 11.33@117mph

01-02-2007, 12:20 AM	#4
IvelDesigns Commander Taco Bello Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Posts: 2,232	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank why would you fill it with gas? i would think that as they went down the fuel line, and then to the filter, it would plug up. especially with the shells. my thought would be to pull the tank and flush it out. you could start by beating him over the head with the tank to loosen up anything stuck to the inside. or, you could just light the contents on fire and have scrambled eggs?? sorry, couldn't help myself there.... __________________ Bagged '50 3600 - Bumper punchin' road kill since 2009... Bagged '69 C10 Longbed - Bumper punchin' road kill since 2007...

01-02-2007, 12:28 AM	#5
krue Designated A-hole! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Mississippi Posts: 36,450	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank I'd drop the tank before I did anything else. __________________ "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!" Being stupid ain't illegal. We're Still Debt Free Except for the House!!! www.daveramsey.com 70 GMC SWB Stepside project "Green Booger" soon to be 6.0l/4l80e 93 S-10 "Poppaw's Truck"

01-02-2007, 12:30 AM	#6
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,693	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank i'm not a violent person, but I'd kick his teeth in with some steel toed boots. Then drop the tank and flush it. Egg shells would probably ruin the cylinder walls if they made it that far. I could see seriouse clogging to the fuel screen on the pick up, the filter, the pump, the carb... kick his ass

01-02-2007, 12:35 AM	#7
69GMC910 MOTORHEAD! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Devon AB, Canada Posts: 849	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank ** do I wish we lived in Texas. The next time that mother**er walked up to my brothers door to make a noise complaint @ 1 in the afternoon for simply walking (he lives in the basement suite) there'd be one hell of a "self defense" ass whoopin. __________________ 82 GMC High Sierra VortecPro 496 12 Bolt, 3.42's AFR 265 Holley 850 Performer RPM Air Gap Hooker 2455's TCI Turbo 400 Super Street Fighter TRRC 12 Bolt Eaton Posi Mark Williams Axles Cal-Tracs Hoosier 30x10.5 Radial Slick Full weight long box pickup Current best- 11.33@117mph

01-02-2007, 12:37 AM	#8
69GMC910 MOTORHEAD! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Devon AB, Canada Posts: 849	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank On top of that, we don't know what else he dumped in the tank before the eggs, if anything. __________________ 82 GMC High Sierra VortecPro 496 12 Bolt, 3.42's AFR 265 Holley 850 Performer RPM Air Gap Hooker 2455's TCI Turbo 400 Super Street Fighter TRRC 12 Bolt Eaton Posi Mark Williams Axles Cal-Tracs Hoosier 30x10.5 Radial Slick Full weight long box pickup Current best- 11.33@117mph

01-02-2007, 12:41 AM	#9
masterbeavis Having issues Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eldorado Ca, an hour east of sacramento Posts: 696	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank at least he didn't use mothballs???

01-02-2007, 01:05 AM	#10
blacktruck Super Trucker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newnan, Georgia Posts: 201	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank i've got absolutely no kind of use for people like that. __________________ American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. ".. you aint just whistlin' Dixie..." Rebel till I die

01-02-2007, 01:22 AM	#11
69GMC910 MOTORHEAD! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Devon AB, Canada Posts: 849	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank I agree, anyone who **s with your vehicle better be ready to be **ed with face to face. __________________ 82 GMC High Sierra VortecPro 496 12 Bolt, 3.42's AFR 265 Holley 850 Performer RPM Air Gap Hooker 2455's TCI Turbo 400 Super Street Fighter TRRC 12 Bolt Eaton Posi Mark Williams Axles Cal-Tracs Hoosier 30x10.5 Radial Slick Full weight long box pickup Current best- 11.33@117mph

01-02-2007, 01:31 AM	#13
pimperout Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bow Island, AB, Canada Posts: 166	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank intensive care would be that piece of s**t's home for a month or so after i got done with him pple like that make me so angery

01-02-2007, 02:32 AM	#14
72armyswbtruck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Idaho Posts: 4,034	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank That's what I call a POS __________________ "Remember, They can Kill You, but they can't eat You, That's against the law!!!!!!!!!"

01-02-2007, 02:40 AM	#15
muddpile Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,371	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank I think a locking gas cap, a tank flush, and a really big stick are in order. Good luck! __________________ 1964 Chevy Short Fleet: Tornado 1972 Chevy C10: Fast Orange Secondaries Wide Open

01-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#17
68GMC454 THE VILLIAGE IDIOT Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tooele, Utah Posts: 1,405	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank man i would nebr have put more gas in it...either remove and clean out old tank,,or go get another one from somewhere...save and strain old gas for lawn mower use during sumer...also for neighbor,,i recommned a gallon of aircraft paint stripper and 4 inch paint brush...or a walk by brake fluid throw... not to say i have ever doen any of this ever,,but either or does work pretty effectivly..but mainly i had a customer that owed me for a landscapeing job..after 1 /12 yrs of trying to collect, i just happened to catch his car in the drive way..i love paint stripper...he know i did it,,but cant prove it...it was my fualt for taking the job before i got liscensed to do that kinda work...oh well,,DONT DO ANYTHING TO BREAK THE LAW, and now adays you could get killed over somthing stupid, so best to just get another tank, and wait for revenge when you move.. __________________ honestly honey,,i have no idea how that truck got here.



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01-02-2007, 02:07 PM	#18
brak Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: MinneSNOWta Posts: 1,381	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank Personally, i'd siphon out what's in the tank, pull it and have it flushed. Can you prove that mofo did it? Throw some bologna on his car, and see if the oil really makes the paint bubble up __________________ 2003 GMC Sierra 1500 WT 1995 Nissan Hardbody 2016 Hyundai Veloster Turbo DC2 (SW/AW) Clyde W. Harvey USN "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" Winston Churchill

01-02-2007, 02:17 PM	#19
Pickles Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dickson,Tn Posts: 811	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank imo...2 wrongs do not make a right...let the law take care of it. not worth going to jail or getting killed over. __________________ Pickles

01-02-2007, 03:02 PM	#21
65-72 chevytoys Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wesley Chapel, Florida Posts: 1,113	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank I agree let the cops handle it and have the person arrested for destruction of property and make then sue them to pay for the cost of damages.

01-02-2007, 05:13 PM	#22
piecesparts Parts and more parts Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lebo, Kansas (middle of nowhere Posts: 6,821	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank I guess I am a real a$$, I would take the tank off and probably invite the fellow to clean it out or be physically induced into a horizontal condition. The fellow seems to like doing things like this and should relaize the errors of his ways.

01-02-2007, 10:07 PM	#23
72chevy327 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: edmonton ab ca Posts: 88	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank put break fluid all over his car. then while hes looking at his f'ed up paint you give him a good ass kicking. or you could break all 10 of his fingers and see what he can do then.

01-03-2007, 08:33 PM	#25
Psycho71 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kaufman, Tx Posts: 827	Re: Eggs In The Gas Tank For revenge, as everyone else has already given such great advice, go to the local store that sells hunting products. Buy you some skunk cover scent. Looks good already, huh? Get a syringe with a small needle (like a diabetic would use). Fill the syringe with the skunk scent. Go up to 'ol boy's car and insert the needle thru the weather stripping around the window. Squeeze until empty. Walk away laughing. If you do this he will never be able to sit in that car again (especially in the summer), and no-one will ever buy it from him either. He will end up scrapping it. It works! Being the over-reactive person that I am, if I were your brother, I'd be out on bail right now. Having been charged with aggravated assault. I'd have beat his a$$ til he didn't even know his own name. Jay __________________ You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. If a hammer doesn't fix it, you have an electrical problem! Slot Cars, 1:24 Scale, 100MPH@100,000RPM, fastest things on wheels!

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