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bowtieboy93 · 02-22-2008, 11:59 AM

rant on

at work today one guy there named rene files a compo claim

bet you dont know why

he threw his back out, wiping his ass in the bathroom!

like my god can you believe some people
this guy is useless to begin with and now this!

one of our drivers (billy) comes upstairs and hes like hey, i wasnt aware that we gotta use the buddy system to go to the bathroom now! haha

rant off

bowtieboy93 · 02-22-2008, 11:59 AM

oh crap sorry i meant this for general discussion

could one of you fine moderators please move it?

Longhorn Man · 02-22-2008, 05:54 PM

got it

69-350 · 02-22-2008, 07:49 PM

wow.... what some people will do these days amazes me. Oh, and it amazes me how weak some men are these days. Criminy, he'd need a team of other people to wipe his ass and his pants if he came to my workplace. I don't necessarily have to strain myself physically every moment of every 8 hour day, but I absolutely love to strain myself and work physically hard for 8 to 10+ hours a day.

Then again, I'll think about calling for help next time I take a dump

72BlckButy · 02-22-2008, 07:55 PM

CG · 02-22-2008, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 69-350

... but I absolutely love to strain myself and work physically hard for 8 to 10+ hours a day.

Trust me, this will change

. To have the body and energy of a 19 year old and the experience and mind of a 48 year old...now that would be cool.

panhandler62 · 02-22-2008, 08:04 PM

I'm trying to think of something smart-alecky to say but, frankly, I'm floored.

fastwillie 696969 · 02-22-2008, 08:58 PM

next claim he might put in is his back went out when he tried to suck himself

bowtieboy93 · 02-22-2008, 09:48 PM

this guy is so useless to begin with,

he loads freezer racks all day which alot of bending is involved

and he goes and throws it out doing that!

Blue'72 · 02-22-2008, 10:02 PM

Wow, this is really a crappy situation.

Blue'72 · 02-22-2008, 10:13 PM

He probably saw this as an ahPOO'rtunity to get out of work.

ERASER5 · 02-22-2008, 10:43 PM

When read the first post, The movie "Coming to America" popped into my demented mind. The part where the prince's butler clapps him hands and calls "Wipers!'

That one gets me every time!

TennesseeZ · 02-22-2008, 11:04 PM

Reminds me of a case in SC years ago, the head of the SC Workers Comp Div, basically reported to himself that he'd hurt his back picking up a file folder, OK'd it , and paid himself $40,000.
No review board, no nothing. Luckily the paper found out about it, unfortunately when it went to court or whatever, it was ruled legal.

People like these two should get life in the electric chair.

They're not qualified to even breathe the same air as me.

**old Rusty C10** · 02-22-2008, 11:24 PM

i think the best thing is your company send the guy for an independant medical exam with a proctologist who used to work for Roto Rooter or with a guy who has hands the size of a 72 GMC grille

sleepyboy · 02-23-2008, 04:22 AM

Another reason for no toilets at work. If you cannot hold it for a 12 hour shift; guess he belongs on welfare.

hilbilly · 02-23-2008, 05:34 AM

loser

retodd7711 · 02-23-2008, 06:47 AM

If I hurt myself wiping, I'd just keep that news to myself.

PanelDeland · 02-23-2008, 09:23 AM

CG,I want to do it with 50 year old mind and experience, but at 15.Just so I can really wring the goody out of that minor clause.

The OP might ask the guy if he hung a fingernail on his coxyx (that's kind of like tailbone in 'Merican) to cause the injury.

bowtieboy93 · 02-23-2008, 07:45 PM

i actually find this quite funny now!

jay_shy · 02-23-2008, 08:00 PM

I have heard alot of "good" stories about workers comp claims because of the work I do, but this has got to be the most unique yet.

I don't even know this guy and can tell he is a peice of work.

Jason

**old Rusty C10** · 02-23-2008, 08:30 PM

i could see the headline now in your company newsletter
PUTZ POPS POOPER WHILE USING PAPER

Hoods69BadBowTie · 02-24-2008, 03:12 AM

LOL haha what a loser. I can't see that being possible. I think he just did n't want to work.

screamin_c10 · 02-24-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue'72

He probably saw this as an ahPOO'rtunity to get out of work.

Now Blue, that was just bad... you should be ASShamed of yourself!

jrb71c20 · 02-24-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old Rusty C10

i could see the headline now in your company newsletter
PUTZ POPS POOPER WHILE USING PAPER

02-22-2008, 11:59 AM	#1
bowtieboy93 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: (Cloverdale) Surrey BC Canada Posts: 1,566	so get this! rant on at work today one guy there named rene files a compo claim bet you dont know why he threw his back out, wiping his ass in the bathroom! like my god can you believe some people this guy is useless to begin with and now this! one of our drivers (billy) comes upstairs and hes like hey, i wasnt aware that we gotta use the buddy system to go to the bathroom now! haha rant off __________________ Travis travis_moffatt@hotmail.com 1969 Chevrolet C-10 LWB, 350c.i., TH350, In Pieces. 1991 GMC Sonoma, IROCS s10 grill 1963 Ford Galaxie 351/C4

02-22-2008, 11:59 AM	#2
bowtieboy93 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: (Cloverdale) Surrey BC Canada Posts: 1,566	Re: so get this! oh crap sorry i meant this for general discussion could one of you fine moderators please move it? __________________ Travis travis_moffatt@hotmail.com 1969 Chevrolet C-10 LWB, 350c.i., TH350, In Pieces. 1991 GMC Sonoma, IROCS s10 grill 1963 Ford Galaxie 351/C4

02-22-2008, 05:54 PM	#3
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,693	Re: so get this! got it

02-22-2008, 07:49 PM	#4
69-350 Oil trash and damn proud of it Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Williston, ND Posts: 1,993	Re: so get this! wow.... what some people will do these days amazes me. Oh, and it amazes me how weak some men are these days. Criminy, he'd need a team of other people to wipe his ass and his pants if he came to my workplace. I don't necessarily have to strain myself physically every moment of every 8 hour day, but I absolutely love to strain myself and work physically hard for 8 to 10+ hours a day. Then again, I'll think about calling for help next time I take a dump __________________ Mark 1997 K1500 Z71, 14 bolt SF 3.73 posi, Bright Blue Metallic. 6" Superlift 1972 C-10, toolbox, p/s, 350/TH350/3.73 open, black int., bronze 2008 Dodge MegaCab. H&S tuned 6.7 Cummins. Fast Four Tons Some of my pics http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/69-350/

02-22-2008, 07:55 PM	#5
72BlckButy Tot Roddin' Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mid-MO Posts: 24,461	Re: so get this! __________________ -Nate 1969 CST SWB - Project Blank Slate (4.5/6" ECE Static Drop, 6-lug disc brake upgrade (manual), Billet Specialties Vintec 20x8.5 255/40 (F) 20x10 295/40 (R), 250 I-6) 1960 AMF Skylark - Tot Roddin' (Lowered with custom frame; soon to include custom push bar and interior) 2008 Silverado CrewCab 1LT (5.3L, 3:73, 4x4, LT1, Z-71, Towing Package)

02-22-2008, 08:04 PM	#7
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02-22-2008, 08:58 PM	#8
fastwillie 696969 ~Rest In Peace~ Join Date: May 2005 Location: CALIFORNIA NOR CAL Posts: 9,707	Re: so get this! next claim he might put in is his back went out when he tried to suck himself __________________ is it fast ? it has a lighting bolt donut? B___H please, I can remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex

02-22-2008, 09:48 PM	#9
bowtieboy93 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: (Cloverdale) Surrey BC Canada Posts: 1,566	Re: so get this! this guy is so useless to begin with, he loads freezer racks all day which alot of bending is involved and he goes and throws it out doing that! __________________ Travis travis_moffatt@hotmail.com 1969 Chevrolet C-10 LWB, 350c.i., TH350, In Pieces. 1991 GMC Sonoma, IROCS s10 grill 1963 Ford Galaxie 351/C4

02-22-2008, 10:02 PM	#10
Blue'72 Skinned knuckles Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Longview, Washington Posts: 1,126	Re: so get this! Wow, this is really a crappy situation. __________________ '72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904

02-22-2008, 10:13 PM	#11
Blue'72 Skinned knuckles Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Longview, Washington Posts: 1,126	Re: so get this! He probably saw this as an ahPOO'rtunity to get out of work. __________________ '72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904

02-22-2008, 10:43 PM	#12
ERASER5 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,859	Re: so get this! When read the first post, The movie "Coming to America" popped into my demented mind. The part where the prince's butler clapps him hands and calls "Wipers!' That one gets me every time! __________________ '70 GMC C1500 LWB Power disc brakes. WooHoo! Posi 6 Lug Dana 60

02-22-2008, 11:04 PM	#13
TennesseeZ Countdown Survivor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Bean Station, East Tennessee Posts: 9,676	Re: so get this! Reminds me of a case in SC years ago, the head of the SC Workers Comp Div, basically reported to himself that he'd hurt his back picking up a file folder, OK'd it , and paid himself $40,000. No review board, no nothing. Luckily the paper found out about it, unfortunately when it went to court or whatever, it was ruled legal. People like these two should get life in the electric chair. They're not qualified to even breathe the same air as me.

02-22-2008, 11:24 PM	#14
old Rusty C10 Robert Olson Transport Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: recent transplant to NC USA Posts: 20,283	Re: so get this! i think the best thing is your company send the guy for an independant medical exam with a proctologist who used to work for Roto Rooter or with a guy who has hands the size of a 72 GMC grille __________________ Bob 1951 International running on a squarebody chassis "If a man's worth is judged by the people he associates himself with, then i am the richest man in the world knowing some of the fine people of this board" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/a...t.php?f=25&a=9 (you can review the site rules here!) PM Me for your vehicle/parts hauling needs in the North East US or see my Facebook page Robert Olson Transport Live each day to the fullest.. you never know when fate is going to pull the rug out from under you... I hate cancer!!

02-23-2008, 04:22 AM	#15
sleepyboy '69 Step Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Marion, Texas Posts: 722	Re: so get this! Another reason for no toilets at work. If you cannot hold it for a 12 hour shift; guess he belongs on welfare. __________________ It's my truck, and Yes, I CUT the dash, so what??

02-23-2008, 05:34 AM	#16
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02-23-2008, 06:47 AM	#17
retodd7711 chrome makes it go FASTER! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cleveland Tennessee Posts: 2,884	Re: so get this! If I hurt myself wiping, I'd just keep that news to myself. __________________ She can't cook and she won't clean. But she looks good in a skirt and she brings me beer. She can stay for now. EDIT:: But she left me anyway, So forget her. 1962 GMC Stepside V6 4 speed My rolling resto thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=324226 My old farm truck http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...=1#post3465005

02-23-2008, 09:23 AM	#18
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02-23-2008, 07:45 PM	#19
bowtieboy93 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: (Cloverdale) Surrey BC Canada Posts: 1,566	Re: so get this! i actually find this quite funny now! __________________ Travis travis_moffatt@hotmail.com 1969 Chevrolet C-10 LWB, 350c.i., TH350, In Pieces. 1991 GMC Sonoma, IROCS s10 grill 1963 Ford Galaxie 351/C4

02-23-2008, 08:00 PM	#20
jay_shy SWB 4X4 CLUB Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: PA Posts: 1,088	Re: so get this! I have heard alot of "good" stories about workers comp claims because of the work I do, but this has got to be the most unique yet. I don't even know this guy and can tell he is a peice of work. Jason

02-23-2008, 08:30 PM	#21
old Rusty C10 Robert Olson Transport Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: recent transplant to NC USA Posts: 20,283	Re: so get this! i could see the headline now in your company newsletter PUTZ POPS POOPER WHILE USING PAPER __________________ Bob 1951 International running on a squarebody chassis "If a man's worth is judged by the people he associates himself with, then i am the richest man in the world knowing some of the fine people of this board" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/a...t.php?f=25&a=9 (you can review the site rules here!) PM Me for your vehicle/parts hauling needs in the North East US or see my Facebook page Robert Olson Transport Live each day to the fullest.. you never know when fate is going to pull the rug out from under you... I hate cancer!!

02-24-2008, 03:12 AM	#22
Hoods69BadBowTie Chevys Kick A$$ Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Zootown, MT Posts: 12,699	Re: so get this! LOL haha what a loser. I can't see that being possible. I think he just did n't want to work. __________________ HOODS is what I answer too -'79, '77, '88 Pickup Sold, '85 Camaro, '83 T/A, '81,'83,'90 K5 Blazer All Sold -'79 3/4 ton "Big Yellow Bananna" Lifted 4spd. 39.5 TSL Swampers, The money Pit -'86 K5 Blazer Silverado 6.2 4" lift 35"s -'95 Ext. Cab Shorty 4" Tuff Country rolling 35" M/T's -'83 Monte Carlo T-Tops. 126,500 Original Miles -LATER I would rather push a Chevy then drive a ford!!

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