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10-14-2009, 02:47 PM
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MOVE OVER
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Warrensburg, MO
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Mildred, The church gossip...
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking
her nose into other people's business.. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon... She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING! Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house .. and then walked home....... And left it there all night!!!
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10-14-2009, 02:56 PM
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
That's a good one.
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10-14-2009, 03:24 PM
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Just Not Low Enough!
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
Classic!
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10-14-2009, 08:10 PM
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more ideas than money
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
I dont get it.
Just kidding.
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10-14-2009, 08:16 PM
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Location: Jefferson State
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
Frank is a smart man...
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10-15-2009, 06:42 AM
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blood type; Retumbo
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
that'll shut her up.
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10-15-2009, 03:07 PM
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I am a Referee of life.
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Greensboro N.C.
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
It probably wont shut her up but it will sure keep her busy defending herself instead of gossiping about others.
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10-15-2009, 10:55 PM
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Re: Mildred, The church gossip...
Pretty good
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