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mtdave2 · 10-14-2003, 08:17 AM

OK, you all should get a good laugh out of my stupidity ... this morning, IM in bed and I hear the sound of my trucks starter turn over. Sense I am very paranoid about someone stealing my truck, this wakes me up. I go down stairs to see if it was indeed my truck. it was, and now its backing out of the drive way!

So first I grab the phone can call -911, thinking how the hell did they get that started. Even if they know what security was on there it would take several tries. anyway, IM telling the 911 lady my truck was just stolen, all the wile running around, putting on cloths, grabbing my gun and cell phone.

IM ready to leave, but the 911 lady wants my life's story, so I tell here ill call her on my cell... she resists ofcourse (whats up with these people?) so out the door I go.

What way to go? Um I almost turned left, but I saw the end of the truck just down the road to the right!! what luck! So I race up to the truck..still talking to the 911 lady. I think, wow, this person is driving like an old man for just stealing a truck. I hope they dont run when the police get here..

The truck stops at a light and im thinking, should I get out and pull the gun? hum.. no, ill wait for the police, they are caught. Then i notice its a WOMAN driving.. for about 5 seconds i think dam, a woman? Wow..... then it hits me... are you ready???

Its my girlfriend... now it all comes back to me, her car was backed into last week. its in the shop. she is using my truck to go to work. i would love to have the recording of the 911 tape when i said.. um..oh ya, thats my girlfriend, i forgot she was going to use my truck.... um er.. never mind! sorry!

hahahahaha! i do pull up next to her and honk the horn. im laughing my ass off at this time. she gives me a puzzled look. so i call her on the cell and tell her what happend..now she can make fun of me for years!

Im so glad i picked the right road. The cops would have found her for sure. i would have felt bad if they had done a felony stop on her. then have me show up and say.. um er. never mind.

So, I guess I have a great "so there I was" story. Feel free to flame me, I thought you all would get a laugh.

toms68cst · 10-14-2003, 08:19 AM

Phew... You had me worried for a minute! Funny story.

LAP · 10-14-2003, 08:21 AM

DUH!

Old Dave · 10-14-2003, 08:42 AM

I hope for your sake she has a good sense of humor and a short memory. That's a good story though.

mtdave2 · 10-14-2003, 08:43 AM

oh she does.. she will only teeze me forever now..lol. god i hate doing dumb shyt like that..

1970blazin · 10-14-2003, 08:49 AM

Glad you truck is still yours, but your a$$ is hers!!! That is hilarious, I wouldn't let my husband live that down FOREVER!!!

70c10 · 10-14-2003, 09:07 AM

Day-um Dave!, being a fellow Kenpo practitioner, I sure would have pittied that guy if that really happened,LOL. My heart was racing for a minute.....Jim

bigjimzlll · 10-14-2003, 09:42 AM

Great story....I can see myself doing the exact samething..only diffreence is it would of been like the old west..shootin and hollern..I got a call last week from my neighbor(I had never met) on my cell phone..my first thought..oh chit the house is on fire..he says..Jim I have one of your wheels at my house and there is avother on down the street..I said WTF and called the cops and hauled azz back home.. some POS took my street tires that I had beside the house..mounted on centerlines... and tried to carry them off..I guess he got TIRED and left them behind..as I am retrieving the wheels the cop pulls up...STOP..ANDERSON PD..I just laughed..then explained it to him

krazy_texan · 10-14-2003, 10:16 AM

you dummy, why dont you wake up and smell the coffee, lol

junkyardjohn · 10-14-2003, 10:22 AM

WOW DAVE..... I'VE HAD DREAMS THAT I WOKE UP, & LOOKED OUT TO SEE SOMEONE STEALING ONE OF MY TRUCKS. KINDA A BAD GEARHEAD NIGHTMARE. I HAVE FULL COVERAGE, WITH AGREED ON COVERAGE, BUT JUST CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF SOME 16 YEAR OLD CRACK HEAD BAHA ING A TRUCK THAT I PUT A YEARS WORK INTO. WHEW!!!!!
DID YOU EVER FIND A 72 PAINTED GAS CAP?? IF NOT I HAVE ONE FOR YA. JOHN

*Randy70C-10* · 10-14-2003, 10:49 AM

Dave, you had me worried for a minute too. Glad it was a happy ending, or a funny one anyhow.

JayDubBlazer · 10-14-2003, 10:51 AM

nice, very nice

**Palf70Step** · 10-14-2003, 11:06 AM

Where's the video of you trying to run get dressed and get the gun??

Chevy67Tk · 10-14-2003, 11:07 AM

mtdave2

Don’t worry your not the only one to have done this, I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a few years and it happens several times a year. But the one that happens the most is people exiting the mall from a different door and can’t find the car, the police would have one of the units start checking the lot and 98% of the time find it setting right were they left it.

Bill72BB · 10-14-2003, 11:11 AM

Bet the adrenilan was a pumping ,Glad everything was just a laps of memory .
Lucky you aren't like me I would have probably flipped and sent a couple of shoots thru the windshield B4 it got off the property. That would have been scary .

mtdave2 · 10-14-2003, 11:12 AM

junkyardjohn yes i still need a cap!

man, i can belieive i did that! the truck is insured for 12,500 bucks.
but i could never replace it. at least i have another good story to tell! hahahah

Castiron9 · 10-14-2003, 11:17 AM

Hey Dave good story..I see that you are a senior member,so was that a senior moment??????????LOL

casey · 10-14-2003, 11:49 AM

Dave, Dave, Dave, this doesn't look good on us guys, the women are going to have hayday with this one, we all got theses stories but are afraid to post them, I can totally see doing that myself, specially when your half a sleep, yeh thats it I was half a sleep. you might want to change your avatar, LMAO thanks for sharing.

VTKidder · 10-14-2003, 11:58 AM

That's one of the coolest stories ever.

griesel72 · 10-14-2003, 12:04 PM

I gotta tell you, i needed a good laugh today.

David

junkyardjohn · 10-14-2003, 12:15 PM

DAVE -- EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ADDRESS & I'LL SEND YOU A CAP. JOHN AT FK9U812@AOL.COM

krue · 10-14-2003, 12:35 PM

Way too funny!

*67Fleetsidedream* · 10-14-2003, 12:59 PM

That is too funny. Reminds me of some of the things I do. At least you were not running after her in your undies.

mtdave2 · 10-14-2003, 07:05 PM

so, did that really happen? lol. seems like a dream right now...

nu2-72 · 10-14-2003, 08:46 PM

I think I would have tried a citizens arrest and patted her down anyway. LOL

10-14-2003, 08:17 AM	#1
mtdave2 newly minted old timer Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hudson WI Posts: 3,511	my longhorn got stolen this morning,, OK, you all should get a good laugh out of my stupidity ... this morning, IM in bed and I hear the sound of my trucks starter turn over. Sense I am very paranoid about someone stealing my truck, this wakes me up. I go down stairs to see if it was indeed my truck. it was, and now its backing out of the drive way! So first I grab the phone can call -911, thinking how the hell did they get that started. Even if they know what security was on there it would take several tries. anyway, IM telling the 911 lady my truck was just stolen, all the wile running around, putting on cloths, grabbing my gun and cell phone. IM ready to leave, but the 911 lady wants my life's story, so I tell here ill call her on my cell... she resists ofcourse (whats up with these people?) so out the door I go. What way to go? Um I almost turned left, but I saw the end of the truck just down the road to the right!! what luck! So I race up to the truck..still talking to the 911 lady. I think, wow, this person is driving like an old man for just stealing a truck. I hope they dont run when the police get here.. The truck stops at a light and im thinking, should I get out and pull the gun? hum.. no, ill wait for the police, they are caught. Then i notice its a WOMAN driving.. for about 5 seconds i think dam, a woman? Wow..... then it hits me... are you ready??? Its my girlfriend... now it all comes back to me, her car was backed into last week. its in the shop. she is using my truck to go to work. i would love to have the recording of the 911 tape when i said.. um..oh ya, thats my girlfriend, i forgot she was going to use my truck.... um er.. never mind! sorry! hahahahaha! i do pull up next to her and honk the horn. im laughing my ass off at this time. she gives me a puzzled look. so i call her on the cell and tell her what happend..now she can make fun of me for years! Im so glad i picked the right road. The cops would have found her for sure. i would have felt bad if they had done a felony stop on her. then have me show up and say.. um er. never mind. So, I guess I have a great "so there I was" story. Feel free to flame me, I thought you all would get a laugh. __________________ ____________________________________________ 72 c20 longhorn 65k org miles and counting! 69 k10 Suburban Last edited by mtdave2; 10-14-2003 at 11:16 AM.

10-14-2003, 08:19 AM	#2
toms68cst Registered User Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Bismarck, ND Posts: 4,284	Phew... You had me worried for a minute! Funny story. __________________ Unrestored 68 C-10 CST. Original 327. 4-Speed CH465. 50k or so miles. TREASURER, Drum Brake Club.

10-14-2003, 08:21 AM	#3
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10-14-2003, 08:42 AM	#4
Old Dave Is a bullfrog waterproof? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: OLATHE, KANSAS Posts: 1,130	I hope for your sake she has a good sense of humor and a short memory. That's a good story though. __________________ "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Ben Franklin __________________ 1970 Chevy shortbed 2002 Harley Custom Chopper (Long sucker) 1998 K2500 5.7L 5-speed Longbed 1st two are My son's toys...they just live in my garage! 1997 GMC K1500 Suburban 1993 S-10 Blazer 4D (youngest son's daily driver) 2000 Dodge Ram 4WD Ext. Cab (5.9L) Wife is a late year 1951

10-14-2003, 08:43 AM	#5
mtdave2 newly minted old timer Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hudson WI Posts: 3,511	oh she does.. she will only teeze me forever now..lol. god i hate doing dumb shyt like that.. __________________ ____________________________________________ 72 c20 longhorn 65k org miles and counting! 69 k10 Suburban

10-14-2003, 08:49 AM	#6
1970blazin Blazerless:-( Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Olympia WA Posts: 1,612	Glad you truck is still yours, but your a$$ is hers!!! That is hilarious, I wouldn't let my husband live that down FOREVER!!! __________________ 1970blazin 1970 CST Blazer-Orig. Dark Blue-SOLD Progress Pics of Blazer for sale

10-14-2003, 09:07 AM	#7
70c10 67-72 Addict! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The TAX State! Posts: 7,857	Day-um Dave!, being a fellow Kenpo practitioner, I sure would have pittied that guy if that really happened,LOL. My heart was racing for a minute.....Jim __________________ Jim 1970 C/10 Fleetside w/Ghost Flames Lowered 4.5" front and 4" rear (Raked) 355/350 Turbo w/shift kit 10" Redneck Performance Verter w/2500 stall Hooker Super Comps part#2808-1 Performer RPM Air-Gap 12 Bolt w/3:73 gears- Eaton Posi Comp Cams XE262 with 1.6 Crane Energizers, Road Demon 625 and Brodix IK 180 heads

10-14-2003, 09:42 AM	#8
bigjimzlll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Redding,CA...USA Posts: 4,736	Great story....I can see myself doing the exact samething..only diffreence is it would of been like the old west..shootin and hollern..I got a call last week from my neighbor(I had never met) on my cell phone..my first thought..oh chit the house is on fire..he says..Jim I have one of your wheels at my house and there is avother on down the street..I said WTF and called the cops and hauled azz back home.. some POS took my street tires that I had beside the house..mounted on centerlines... and tried to carry them off..I guess he got TIRED and left them behind..as I am retrieving the wheels the cop pulls up...STOP..ANDERSON PD..I just laughed..then explained it to him __________________ It's called "drag racing" if they called it "tic..tic..WHAM!..BANG! F*&K!!!", they'd have to keep the magazines under the counter with the other men's publications click the clicky to join the site.... http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/payments.php 67 lwb..first hotrod in 25 years..540 best ET is 9.45 @ 141.44 Anderson,CA

10-14-2003, 10:16 AM	#9
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10-14-2003, 10:22 AM	#10
junkyardjohn Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SOMERSET KY. Posts: 6,427	WOW DAVE..... I'VE HAD DREAMS THAT I WOKE UP, & LOOKED OUT TO SEE SOMEONE STEALING ONE OF MY TRUCKS. KINDA A BAD GEARHEAD NIGHTMARE. I HAVE FULL COVERAGE, WITH AGREED ON COVERAGE, BUT JUST CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF SOME 16 YEAR OLD CRACK HEAD BAHA ING A TRUCK THAT I PUT A YEARS WORK INTO. WHEW!!!!! DID YOU EVER FIND A 72 PAINTED GAS CAP?? IF NOT I HAVE ONE FOR YA. JOHN __________________ junkyardjohn 69 1 TON TOW TRUCK // 84 4WD CUCV BLAZER// 85 1 TON 4WD STAKE TRUCK// 86 M1031 5/4 TON 4WD CUCV// ALOT OF OLD TRUCKS FOR ONE OLD MAN TO DRIVE. THERES ROOM FOR ALL OF GODS CREATURES RIGHT NEXT TO MY MASHED POTATOES// LIFE MEMBER OF P.E.T.A (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) DON'T RENT U-HAUL ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH IT WILL AMAZE PART OF THE PEOPLE & ASTONISH THE REST

10-14-2003, 10:49 AM	#11
Randy70C-10 Account Suspended Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Virginia Beach, Va. U.S.A. Posts: 15,320	Dave, you had me worried for a minute too. Glad it was a happy ending, or a funny one anyhow.

10-14-2003, 10:51 AM	#12
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10-14-2003, 11:06 AM	#13
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 46,845	Where's the video of you trying to run get dressed and get the gun?? __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

10-14-2003, 11:07 AM	#14
Chevy67Tk Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PA Posts: 349	mtdave2 Don’t worry your not the only one to have done this, I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a few years and it happens several times a year. But the one that happens the most is people exiting the mall from a different door and can’t find the car, the police would have one of the units start checking the lot and 98% of the time find it setting right were they left it. __________________

10-14-2003, 11:11 AM	#15
Bill72BB Thats the Hillbilly way Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Torrance,Ca Posts: 5,980	Bet the adrenilan was a pumping ,Glad everything was just a laps of memory . Lucky you aren't like me I would have probably flipped and sent a couple of shoots thru the windshield B4 it got off the property. That would have been scary . __________________ BILL Torrance Calif 90504 Member DUF Club Member Old Farts Club 72 3/4ton Custom Camper BB402/400 trans Dynomax Cerama-coat headers , Hei distributor ,Edelbrock 1411 air,ps,pb,leafsprings ,98 chevy 60/40 seat,S10 shoulder belts tilt,3.54 Dana 60 rear. 16" Eagle wheels with LT265/75 16 tires,Gaylord Lid,H4 headlights with 100W relay conversion. " If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself " Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. A GUY'S PRAYER.... Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and likes to fish and hunt and has a Harley .Amen ,



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10-14-2003, 11:12 AM	#16
mtdave2 newly minted old timer Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hudson WI Posts: 3,511	junkyardjohn yes i still need a cap! man, i can belieive i did that! the truck is insured for 12,500 bucks. but i could never replace it. at least i have another good story to tell! hahahah __________________ ____________________________________________ 72 c20 longhorn 65k org miles and counting! 69 k10 Suburban

10-14-2003, 11:17 AM	#17
Castiron9 72 LONGHORN OWNER Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Seattle Wash. Posts: 963	Hey Dave good story..I see that you are a senior member,so was that a senior moment??????????LOL __________________ 72-SUPER CHEYENNE/20 LONGHORN 70-C/30 DUALLY

10-14-2003, 11:49 AM	#18
casey Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kelowna B.C. Canada Posts: 2,048	Dave, Dave, Dave, this doesn't look good on us guys, the women are going to have hayday with this one, we all got theses stories but are afraid to post them, I can totally see doing that myself, specially when your half a sleep, yeh thats it I was half a sleep. you might want to change your avatar, LMAO thanks for sharing.

10-14-2003, 11:58 AM	#19
VTKidder Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 996	That's one of the coolest stories ever.

10-14-2003, 12:04 PM	#20
griesel72 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Howard, Kansas USA Posts: 1,997	I gotta tell you, i needed a good laugh today. David __________________ 1969 K10 Custom 10 1997 Z71 2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI 2006 King Ranch 1980 Wife

10-14-2003, 12:15 PM	#21
junkyardjohn Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SOMERSET KY. Posts: 6,427	DAVE -- EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ADDRESS & I'LL SEND YOU A CAP. JOHN AT FK9U812@AOL.COM __________________ junkyardjohn 69 1 TON TOW TRUCK // 84 4WD CUCV BLAZER// 85 1 TON 4WD STAKE TRUCK// 86 M1031 5/4 TON 4WD CUCV// ALOT OF OLD TRUCKS FOR ONE OLD MAN TO DRIVE. THERES ROOM FOR ALL OF GODS CREATURES RIGHT NEXT TO MY MASHED POTATOES// LIFE MEMBER OF P.E.T.A (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) DON'T RENT U-HAUL ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH IT WILL AMAZE PART OF THE PEOPLE & ASTONISH THE REST

10-14-2003, 12:35 PM	#22
krue Designated A-hole! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Mississippi Posts: 36,450	Way too funny! __________________ "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!" Being stupid ain't illegal. We're Still Debt Free Except for the House!!! www.daveramsey.com 70 GMC SWB Stepside project "Green Booger" soon to be 6.0l/4l80e 93 S-10 "Poppaw's Truck"

10-14-2003, 12:59 PM	#23
67Fleetsidedream Wiseass secured himself a BAN Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: MOON!!! Posts: 2,282	That is too funny. Reminds me of some of the things I do. At least you were not running after her in your undies.

10-14-2003, 07:05 PM	#24
mtdave2 newly minted old timer Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hudson WI Posts: 3,511	so, did that really happen? lol. seems like a dream right now... __________________ ____________________________________________ 72 c20 longhorn 65k org miles and counting! 69 k10 Suburban

10-14-2003, 08:46 PM	#25
nu2-72 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Amazonia, Mo. USA Posts: 2,821	I think I would have tried a citizens arrest and patted her down anyway. LOL __________________ 72 3/4 4x4 350 4spd 72 3/4 4x4 350 auto 2004 Duramax Silverado 4x4 2006 Duramax Crew cab 4x4 2010 Harley Ultra Limited 2011 Harley Street Glide

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