Twas the night before Xmas (67-72 style) - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

miket · 12-03-2003, 02:39 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a 71 Pickup and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn truck, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The truck erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.

courtesy of this forum/member

lukecp · 12-03-2003, 02:45 AM

lol!

DanoDMano · 12-03-2003, 02:45 AM

Outstanding!! Dang Rice burners!! My kid has gone over to the "darkside". He is buying a Honda V-tech and says he will beat me..... Oh how Naive the young are...

Thats a great Poem!!!

miket · 12-03-2003, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DanoDMano
Outstanding!! Dang Rice burners!! My kid has gone over to the "darkside". He is buying a Honda V-tech and says he will beat me..... Oh how Naive the young are...

Thats a great Poem!!!

Don't think he will but if he does (cause you don't get enough traction)...send him my way....

DanoDMano · 12-03-2003, 03:29 AM

He has met you Mike, he wouldnt dare!!!!

And if he does beat me.... Then I have all the justification in the world to get a 502 like you..

12-03-2003, 02:39 AM	#1
miket Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 1,466	Twas the night before Xmas (67-72 style) Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a 71 Pickup and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn truck, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The truck erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing", I scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did my trademark high-speed fly-by. courtesy of this forum/member __________________ FocuzTech Performance Evergreen Protective Coatings Gatorhyde...the best kept secret in spray in bed lining & protection

12-03-2003, 02:45 AM	#2
lukecp Formerly yellow72custom Join Date: May 2001 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 7,531	lol! __________________ '72 Chevy C10 Mild 350/TH350/3.07. Ochre/White. Old high school ride. '70 GMC C2500 '62 327 4bbl/SM465/4.56-geared Dana 60. White/White. Project or parts truck. '97 Saturn SL DD. 1.9/5-speed. 40+ highway mpg

12-03-2003, 02:45 AM	#3
DanoDMano Pronounced "Pew-al-up" Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puyallup, Washington Posts: 845	Outstanding!! Dang Rice burners!! My kid has gone over to the "darkside". He is buying a Honda V-tech and says he will beat me..... Oh how Naive the young are... Thats a great Poem!!! __________________ Classic GM Trucks of Washington Club Member 1970 FS chevy,350/350, Edelbrock cam and intake. Holley 650 carb,HEI,AT,Tangier Orange, 18's, Power Locks, Truck Photos

12-03-2003, 03:29 AM	#5
DanoDMano Pronounced "Pew-al-up" Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puyallup, Washington Posts: 845	He has met you Mike, he wouldnt dare!!!! And if he does beat me.... Then I have all the justification in the world to get a 502 like you.. __________________ Classic GM Trucks of Washington Club Member 1970 FS chevy,350/350, Edelbrock cam and intake. Holley 650 carb,HEI,AT,Tangier Orange, 18's, Power Locks, Truck Photos



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