Special edition 1967 vette c10

[NoNeck]

I visited a friend near Scratch Ankle Tennessee today and he told me about some mountain gossip about a truck like no other.
It belonged to his step sister's 3rd husband on her momma's side. They called him Bubba Stump because he was considered a fool in these parts. He bought the truck from a dealer near Dahlonega Georgia on April 1st 1967. He was always kidding people, especially on April Fool's Day. He once sold a long bed C10 to the shortest man in the county!
Anyways, he asked me if I wanted to see it. Bubba said to come on over and bring some cold O'dooles. I think it was because O'dooles rhymes with Fools.
Much to my surprise, he rolled out this beautiful(?) gleaming red... truck? He said it wasn't for sale so I didn't ask. I didn't want to seem foolish in front of my friend. It is different...